101 do's & don'ts of Hogwarts
(Mostly don'ts)
As recommended (to ignore) by the Marauders
A/N I don't own any thing to do with Harry Potter or the Marauders, except this fanfic.
It was a cold winters evening. The Marauders were having their daily meeting in the Griffindor common room …
"Remus,"
"Yes Sirius?"
"Well, I was thinking…"
"That's a first!" James muttered.
"Be quite! Anyway I was thinking…
(Snigger, snigger, snigger from James and Peter)
"I WAS THINKING…"
"Oh bless my soul; Sirius is actually using his brain for once. I think I'm feeling faint!"
"Shut up James and let Sirius speak!" Remus snapped.
"Can't take a joke in your old age can you?"
His time Sirius joined in the laughter. Remus just glared.
"As I was saying," continued Sirius, "we should make a list of Do's and Don'ts to leave our legacy in this draughty old place they call a school"
"Sounds like a good idea" commented James.
"Yeah," Remus and Peter agreed.
"Okay then let's get started!"