A/N: Moko-chan: Hi! Chibi Moko-chan here as the co writer to this extremely cracky fic! Now I'm gonna turn the show over to Forsaken-chan to explain what this fic's about coz I'm horrible at explaining things!

Forsaken Girl: Moko-chan lies because she is totally awesome xD Ahem. But anyways, hi guys!!! I'm back! :D With the best, most cracktackular crackfic invented by Moko-chan and I ^__^ So, this IS a KuroFai fic for those of you who had read my TomoKuro and were all flabbergasted and thought I switched ships xD No worries, because I didn't, and with me now is our first chapter of the crackfic :D To explain it quickly enough so that you don't get bored, it's the KuroFai version of the Sleeping Beauty xD More explanation at the end since I want everyone to actually read the story, so happy reading!

Fairytale Gone Horribly Wrong

Kamui pouted, crossing his arms and flopping back onto the large bed. His glassy amethyst eyes narrowed and a small frown appeared on his face. "I want my ice cweam!" he announced defiantly.

Subaru smiled timidly, his bright emerald eyes sparkling a bit from the pale yellowish lights in the room. He gently placed a calming hand on his twin's arm. "I think we have to wait, nii-chan."

Kamui swelled in indignant rage and opened his mouth to speak right as Fai bounced into the room swiftly. "Kamui-chan! Subaru-chan! Who wants to hear a story?" The blond grinned charmingly. Kurogane followed in soon afterwards, grunting silently before letting his muscular body lean back against the doorframe and scowling in annoyance.

Subaru's eyes lighted up, clasping his small hands together as a bright smile spread across his lips, curving at the sides. "I do! What's the story?"

Kamui grimaced and stared at Subaru, ignoring the joyful look upon his twin. "No, we have to get our ice cweam first. Where's our ice cweam?" He demanded, gesturing over to his parents as his eyes darkened.

"Kid, you aren't going to get your ice cream until this idiot tells his stupid story. Why do you like ice cream anyways?" Kurogane asked, staring sternly at the amethyst eyed boy. Kamui glowered at the red-eyed man and he scowled back, engaged in an intimidating staring contest. It lasted for a while, with Fai and Subaru staring at both in exasperation, until Kurogane sighed, bringing up the fail-safe option. "Or else your brother won't get ice cream either."

Subaru's eyes widened, looking surprised at his involvement and quickly turned to his brother with tearful eyes, since he too wanted his ice cweam. Kamui visibly deflated and glared at the smirking man. "Humph. Fine. But then Subaru and I get our ice cweam!"

Fai beamed and sat down on the bed, ruffling Kamui's hair which made the boy twitch slightly. "Of course you two will, Kamui-chan! Now, are you two ready for the story?" Subaru nodded eagerly and Kamui shrugged indifferently, still pouting.

Fai smiled cheerfully. "Okay then! Once upon a time..."

"That's a stupid way to start a story," the older twin deadpanned.

Kurogane half-smiled. "The kid knows something, at least. But you have to listen to him or else you won't get what you want." The red-eyed man frowned, as though he was suffering from this unfortunate turn of events as well.

Fai grinned innocently and glanced at Kurogane. "Why so pouty, Kuro-puu?"

"IT'S KUROGANE!"

"Now, where was I?" Fai wondered, ignoring his husband's rage and smiling benignly at the twins. "Oh yes. Once upon a time, there was an incredibly se- I mean, a dashingly handsome prince named Kurogane. But everyone thinks his name's too long, so they just call him Kuro-tan!"

"Why does this guy have the same name as Otou-san?" Kamui asked suspiciously.

"No reason!" Fai responded cheerily with a laugh. Kurogane sank down on his knees and looked on in acute horror, feeling a headache starting to form. "Now, Kuro-rin was born in a very happy country where his parents, Souma and Kendappa, cared for him and loved him very much. Kuro-myu was very active as a little kid and Souma-san taught him how to fight! But then, as he grew older, Souma and Kendappa got annoyed with Kuro-pii because he didn't have someone important to him. So, they ordered Kuro-wanko to go on a grand adventure to find his princess!"

"This is a weird story," Kamui stated blankly. "Right, Subaru?"

Kamui turned to look at Subaru while Subaru looked at Fai in excitement. "What happens next?" With that, Kamui sweatdropped and gave up arguing. Seeing his little brother's growing interest in the fairytale, he unfortunately had no choice but to listen.

Fai smiled. "Now, we find out about the beautiful princess who was cursed by an evil, wicked witch..."

A/N: Moko-chan: What was that you ask? It's a work of ART! Ohohohoho! anyways, hope you enjoyed the first chapter to this epic fic. . .now back to Forsaken-chan.

Forsaken Girl: ^__^ I hope you like the first bit! Quite short, but we're just warming up for the next chappie xD Now, we got this idea when we were in the CLAMP in ForumLand Discussion (some shameless advertising here: CLAMP in ForumLand is AWESOME! Any CLAMP or TRC fan would love it! See Moko-chan's profile or PM me for more info :D) and in one of the games section, Moko-chan ingeniously thought of Sleeping Beauty as Fai and it kinda blossomed from there :D Please, if you have any comments or criticisms, review! Both of us love to write and we would appreciate any comments we recieve from you guys :) We love to receive reviews and huggle each one too ^__^ But thank you very much for taking your time to read, I hope you stay tuned for the Chapitre 2! :D