CHAPTAH 1!!!1
((OHAI DIZ STORY IZ RATED M. 4 MATURE. I DONR Own HARRY POTTER OR THE JONAS BROTHERS. Kthnxbai!))
My namez Demona nightshade moonhag whisper Draven & i go 2 Lachrymose Skool for the Mentaly Unstablw. I kno whut you are thinking, DEMONA? UNSTABKLE??? But itz tru. See, cuz ima vampire. No rrealy. I juzt LOVE blood!!!!!1!11 Today wuz the firs day of ma Junior year at Lachrtmose, my rentz send me here to git rid of me cuz tey work ALOT and r sick of deling wif me. Ihatemalyfe
sumtimz!1!!!....ackshully all da time.
Datz whyy I bcame a SATINIST.. There are ALOT of uz at Lachrmozee, ((& if u r not a Goth den dotn even conintue reading DIZ!)))
NE WAYZ I walked into da aidotoriyum with the otha studentz && sat nezt two my bffs, BlackMariahhh && Spiderweb. But their REALL namez are Miley Cyruz (shes blakcmariah) and DEmi Lovato (Spiderweb). They go to lachtrymze cause the Disney Channel got sic of dem being SATINISTS && sent dem here. Blackmariah had cut her hair short and dyed it cherry red, she haz a pierced nose and today wus wearing an adorable MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE shirt, miniskirt && fizhnezt. Spider had long blak hair with purple and green streks, she had a Monroe piercing and was wearing a blak dress with a corset top! Dey looked so sexie!
Wen they saw me dey jumped upp and hugged me complimenting my red eyecontszt & how they matched my red and Grennn streks in mai long black hair. Ismiled and lokd down at my outfit I wuz wearinf a black tainktop and blxkandwhire fingerless glovs that whent to my elboz and a red miniskirt wif blakcandwhite neehigh sockz. We sat donw as far away from da PREPS as possible. We HATE THEM.
Da Headmisztress BellaDOnna came int the room follod by 3 HAWT Boyz. Dey all had jet blck hair, the younfst one has blond tips, the middle one has red tips and the older one had blue tips. They all wer REALLY PAIL && had red eyecontaxt like me!!!111!! Belladonma started babbling and intriduzed the boys as THE JONAS BROTHERS!!!!!!!!11!! 111
I glancd at spidah and we echanged mysterious looks, wha were the jobrz doing HERE??? Wer dey POSERZ? As I lookd up agin I noticed Joe & Nick staring at me!!!! Kevin was looking around indifferently. Aftre the announcements we wer allowed to go bac to da dormz. I stood up to leave and found JOE bloking the aisle! "WTF?" I asked madly. But he juz stared longinlfy at mee, I noticed nick across the autotorium glaring at joe. Thatz weird! I thought. I waz abour to push jo out of tha way whn I noticed his HIM shirt. "HEYOMG YOU LIKE HIM?" I screamed energetically lethargicly. He nodded shyly OMG HES SO CUTE!!!11!! I screamed to myself. "my namz Striker" he said. I guess he was a satinist to! And so wer the other brotherz. I was really excited he wasn't a poser. && I grimaced sweetly at him before stumblinf back to da dormz.
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