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Kagome stood in front of Sesshoumaru, her fists placed at her sides, glaring coldly at the demon lord.
Briefly Sesshoumaru raised his arm up to pop his shoulder and his elbow. He eyed Kagome and raised his elegantly shaped eyebrow at her posture.
Obviously Kagome didn't pay attention, she was too busy glaring at him, and cringing when his arm went up.
Grinning wolfishly at Kagome, he raised both his arms up into the air, as if stretching. However they both knew he wasn't stretching. They both knew he was being a jackass.
Almost acting upon instinct, Kagome almost raised her hand to cover her nose, however she did manage not to cringe.
Sesshoumaru just stood there, in his white haori and hakamas, smirking at the cringing Kagome as he raised his other arm up to pop that shoulder and elbow.
Unable to take it any longer, Kagome covered her nose with her sleeve of her orange kimono, truly disgusted as she cringed.
"Geeze, can't you be nicer, Sesshoumaru?" Kagome muffled out through her covered nose and mouth.
"My dear Kagome, what ever do you mean?" Sesshoumaru innocently asked.
"You know damn well! Ugh."
"No, I don't think I do, please explain."
Once again Sesshoumaru raised his arms up, stretching.
Once again, Kagome cringed, even though her nose was covered.
"You're gross!"
"How am I gross, Kagome?"
Huffing in annoyance, Kagome removed something from her obi and threw it straight at Sesshoumarus head.
Eyeing his mate, Kagome, he caught the object she threw at his head. Looking at the object he smirked, and then raised his arms up again in a stretch.
"God damn! Just put the deodorant on! Your armpits stink! They could knock a buzzard off a shit wagon!"
Sighing he removed his haori and applied the object, now known as deodorant to his armpits.
"Knock a buzzard off a shit wagon? My dear mate, have you gone crazy?"
"No, smelly, it's a phrase my mother use to use. From now on, wear the –"
"Yes, yes my mate, wear the deodorant… you've told me everyday since we mated…"
With that said, Kagome walked to the closet she rarely used, when she opened it, out tumbled 30 years worth of deodorant, unused.
"You're gross!!" echoed throughout the entire castle.