Chapter 1: HUH?
"My lord, would you like me to fetch you some more tea?" Sebastian said to his master. Ceil was sitting at his desk working on approving a new toy design.
"Yes, and bring me the Times"
"Yes my lord." Sebastian left the room to fetch the tea. Ceil sighed and continued to work until…
Crash! Ceil jump in his set and ran to see what had happened, he look out his door only to see Mey-Rin standing next to a pile of broken plates. Ceil slapped his hand to his forehead.
" Mey-Rin! How many times must I tell you to be carefull with the china?"
"Sorry sir" She said looking at the floor. She bent down a started to clean the glass up.
"Here let me help you" Ceil said kneeling down.
"No I got"- she sprung up smacking Ceil square in the forehead. He blacked out.
"My lady are you all right" Ceil's head hurt like crazy as he regained conciseness. "My lady?" he mumbled to himself. He opened his eye to see a tall woman with jet black hair, pale skin, and blood red eye looking at him, she wore a black and white maid's outfit and was standing next to a red haired man with big round glasses in a white shirt and black vest.
"Who are you?" ceil asked with a puzzled look on his face.
"My young mistress it's me Samantha, your maid. You probably have a slight concussion from when Markus hit you in the head" Samantha gave a very disappointed look to Markus. Then turned back to ceil.
"Sorry about that young mistress" just then 2 women came running in. one had long blond hair with 2 red clips in it, she had baby blue eyes and pale skin, she was wearing a cream colored shirt with red lined on the edges, yellow plaid shorts, black rain boots and a straw hat tied a round he neck. The other was very tall, she had dirty blond hair and blue eye, she had on a white chef outfit with a white apron, and she also had a cigarette sticking out of her mouth.
"What 'append?" the taller one Asked.
"We heard a loud crash!" said the other.
"Oh, that. Well Mar-"
"HOLD ON A SECOND!" Ceil exclaimed "Who are you people? Where Sebastian and the rest of my staff? And why are you calling me mistress?"
"Oh dear, Samantha I think she has amnesia" said the girl in the Plaid shorts.
"I believe you right lily. I'll take the young mistress to bed, Markus, you clean up this mess, Lily go fetch a doctor, and Beth, you go make some soup, and no explosives this time. "
"Yes sir" they all saluted her and ran off. Suddenly Ceil was lifted in the air by Samantha and whisked away. He frantically scramble to get away.
"I DEMAND YOU PUT ME DOWN THIS INSTANT, WHO ARE YOU? WERES SEBASTIAN?" Samantha continued down the hall and walk into room. It was pink. Almost everything in the room was pink. The walls, the bed spread, the dresser, everything, pink.
"This is not my room!" Ceil exclaimed.
"But young mistress it is"
"No its not, the only way this could be my room is if Eliz- Oh Elizabeth decorated the manor again didn't she?"
"Elizabeth?"
"My Fiancé, Lady Elizabeth Ethel Cordelia Midford."
"My lady I think you confused, your Fiancé is Lord Charles Edward Cornelius Midford. I think you need some rest." Samantha started to carry Ceil over to the bed when something in the mirror.
"Wait… put me down a second."
Samantha put Ceil down and he ran over to the mirror. He saw himself in a long pink dress with white ruffles underneath; it had 2 black lines that ran down the front with black bows at the end. At the top it had white ruffles and ruffled sleeves, and on the chest it had a large black a white bow with a pink rose in the Center and his hair was in long pig tails. Along with it he had a pink neckband with white lace, black gloves and a pink hat decorated with pink roses. This wasn't just any frock. It was the frock ceil had worn when he had attempted to catch a murderer. The frock he had worn we the Viscount Druitt hit on him.
"What the hell am I wearing?"
Authors Note:
I do not own black butler I'm just a fan. I do not own Ceil, Sebastian or Mey-Rin. I Do own Samantha, Lily, Beth, and Marcus, but they are characters derived from Sebastian, Mey-Rin, Finny, and Bard, which are characters I don't own. I know this is short but I will write more.