Mario Survivor
Characters: Red Team: Mario, Lugui, Toad, Princess Peach, Daisy, Toadette, DK, Yoshi, Birdo. Blue Team: Bowser, Bowser Jr., Wario, Waligui, Boo, Kameka, Petey Pirana, Goomba, Gombella.
Hosts: Jessie James Meowth (From Pokemon)
(Kameka, Goomba, Goombella, and Petey Pirana will not be talking in this story due to their dumbness...)
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Mario/Pokemon characters.
Jessie: Hey people! Both Tribes: Hey...Well as you know im Jessie and my assistants James and Meowth.
Peach: When do we finish this its sooo boring its like watching paint dry...only worse!!
Meowth: never gwahahahah(evil laugh) Bowser: is
Bowser: is there any kidnapping involved in this game (looks at Peach)
James: no Bowser you are just really weird GET HELP!
Bowser: meanie:
Jessie: get in the boat that matches your team color(Red/Blue)
Blue Team: we have a good team except for Bowser (Bowser is puking because of seasickness THEY Are NOT ON A BOAT !?)
Red Team: Well at least we don't have gay Bowser.
Meowth: ok once you get to camp you know what to do.
DK: Well, no we don't know what to do we have been here for a five minnutes what do you expect!
Jessie: JUST GET IN THE DANG BOAT!
Chapter 2
Red Tribe:(Back at camp) AHHHHH Jessie is gonna kill us!
Peach: clam down she wont kill us!
Toad and Toadette: how do you know?
Luigi: because "Jessie" was really Dora in disguise!
Yoshi: Oh that's why she was an idiot.
Birdo: YES Du that's what I have been trying to tell all of you!
Daisy: um you have been huddling up to a tree saying were all gonna die.
Birdo runs in to the woods saying I hate my life...Mario: OMG our tribe is crazy!
Peach: im bored lets play tag!
DK: no way that game is gay.
Lugui: "sigh" lets just play to make her happy.
Mario: I wanna be "it"! Toad: ok ready...set...
Peach: WAIT!
Toadett: what now...
Peach : oh nothing I just wanted to say that.
Yoshi: lets just get on with it!
Birdo:ready...set...
DK: WAIT!!
Daisy: what now!
DK: I gotta go to the bathroom!
Mario: just go behind a tree.
Yoshi: or in the ocean, we are on a beach
Peach: I don't wanna play no more.
Luigi: why?
Peach: I broke a nail!
Toadett: why did I sign up for this show...TO BE CONTINUED. PLEASE R&R!
Blue Tribe Time
Wario: Today is reward challenge right?
Waligui :yep...I'm bored.
BowserJr: yawn.
Wario: sleep good?
BowserJr: what do you think moron, dad kept me up all night kareokeing with Petey.
Waligui: um kid your dad died he got too drunk last night.
.: what...this is awesome!!I hated my dad!
Wario: awwman I secretly liked Bowser(thoughts)
Bowser walks up...Bowser: hey guys whats up?
BowserJr: I thought you were dead??
Bowser: nope Boo gave me CPR!
Boo:(hides in corner)
Waliugi: BOO YOU DID WHAT!!awwman I thought Bowser was gone for good.
(Everyone Beats Up Boo)
Wario: why did I sign up for this show
AUTHOR: cmon people I need rewiews!!
REWARD CHALLENGE
ha ha I tricked u nope I wont continue till I get 1 more review!! Thanks Naz Delphiki for the rewiew!
Reward Challenge
Jessie: Come on out guys!
Everyone:Woooooo!
James: how was you first day?
Boo: Brutal!
Mario: Weird!
Peach: I broke a nail!
Bowser: I got CPR!
Meowth: ok...thats random bowser.
Jessie: you guys ready for the first reward challenge?
Everyone: Yeah!!
James: ok, this challenge is called Fruit Chop!
Meowth: You must swim out to the board of your teams color thats floating in the sea.
James: Collect a Watermelon, Pineapple, Apple, Lemon, Mango, and a Peach.
Peach: so im gonna be on the board as a fruit?
Jessie: not you Peach we mean the fruit.
Peach: OMG there is a fruit named after me!
Meowth: blonde...
Peach: I heard that!
Jessie: ok, once your team has the fruit put it all on the table back on the beach and chop it.
James: First team done wins reward!
Meowth: wanna know what you playin for?
Mario: heck ya!
Jessie: Fire, fishing poles, and a tarp!
James: Survivor Ready?
Meowth: Go
(Teams swim out)
Mario: ya I got the watermelon!
Bowser: Got the apple!
Birdo: can't swim...HELP!
Yoshi: I got the mango!
Wario: I think I swallowed a fish!?
Bowser Jr: Got the Peach!
Lugui: ahhhh a shark is eating me!!
Daisy: got the lemon, oh lugui thats not a shark, it's Michale Jackson in a shark suit.
Michale: I LOVE YOU LUGUI!
Waliugi: got the Pineapple.
Peach: yay I got myself!( She got the Peach)
(Remaining fruits are gathered)
Mario: I will cut all the fruit!
Bowser: I'm cuttin Blue Teams fruit!
Bowser: owww I cut my finger off, ill go wash it off.
Daisy: umm blood attracts sharks.
Bowser: oww a shark bit my hand off!
Mario: Im done!
Jessie: RED TEAM wins Reward!
Red Team: yaaaaaaa!
Meowth: ok Blue I will see you tonight at Tribla Council!
Bowser: ahhh my hand!
Peach: it will grow back, your part lizard right?
Bowser: no.
Mario: ok guess you will have to die.
Bowser: ok...
Tribal Council
nope... i need 1 more rewiew!