Hey I have to give out credit to Mandi231 for the amazing idea for this story! She wrote one for the Percy Jackson fandom so if you like that check it out and die laughing! Seriously I woke up my whole family with that! XD So without further a do and I don't own crap here we go!
Tris' POV
We were all sitting in Zeke's apartment. There was Uriah, Lynn, Marlene, Eric, Peter, Christina, Will, Tobias, me and of course Zeke. We were all bored out of our minds. That was until Uriah stood up.
"Let's play Bed, Wed or Dead!" He announced loudly. We all stared at him.
"Excuse me?" Lynn said cocking an eyebrow.
"It's where you are given 3 people then you have to pick who you'd marry, who you'd sleep with and who'd you kill!" Uriah told her happily. "It'll be fun-nay!"
"It sounds mortifying." Will says shaking his head.
"Well, since it's my apartment I say we play it or you leave!" Zeke said smiling broadly. We all groaned but none of us said anything. "I'll start us off today! Tris! Bed, wed or dead Four, Eric, Peter." Zeke smiled evilly.
I groaned. Obviously wed Tobias, now bed and dead. Very hard choice I wouldn't mind killing either of them and had no intention of sleeping with either. Eric was pretty hot, but then again so was Peter. Ug! What was I even thinking! Peter tried to kill me, Eric is a sadistic bastard. Then again Peter had made amends, we still weren't best buds but we didn't hate each other and hung out with us on numerous occasions. Still Eric was really hot.
"You gonna answer or are we gonna wait all night?" Peter asked raising an eyebrow. I groaned again.
"Wed Four, bed Peter kill Eric." I buried my face behind Tobias' back who was shuddering with chuckles.
"Hey! I'm not that bad!" Eric complained. The whole group snickered.
"Tris! you've gotta choose who goes next!" Uriah announced and I glared at him.
"Oh really? Lynn, me, Marlene." I laughed evilly and his bronzed skinned paled a bit.
"Excuse me?" He mumbled. I laughed again and nodded eagerly. We waited for a minute or so. "Bed Marlene, wed Tris and kill Lynn." Lynn glared at him, Marlene blushed and I felt Tobias stiffen next to me.
"You better watch it Uriah." He said deadly serious.
"Ay! I'm just playin the game dude! Don't take offense. I like Tris too much to kill her. I knew Lynn will forgive me, I'm the brother she always needed!" Lynn punched Uriah in the arm, hard. "Ow! Sis packs a punch." Uriah muttered then turned and looked at Peter. "Peter! Shauna, Lauren, Marlene!"
"Shauna and Lauren aren't even here..." Peter says looking confused.
"They don't have to be!" Lynn supplies. Peter thinks for a brief moment.
"Bed Lauren, wed Marlene, and kill Shauna. That girl hates me!" Peter says and looking around the room.
"Seriously Lauren? Why the heck would you choose her for that?" Zeke said.
"We all know you'd of picked Shauna for bed Zeke. I have no idea what you see in her. But Lauren, dude she is hot." Peter says running his fingers through his hair. Uriah, Zeke, Eric and Tobias give him a look. "What? He asked.
"Ummm whatever dude. You've go some weird tastes that's all." Eric mutters. Peter shakes his head and turns towards Tobias.
"I'm gonna make this hell for you! Christina, Marlene, Lynn." Peter smiled evilly. "AH AH AH!" Then he laughed evilly.
"How can I answer this and not have any of them kill me? Wait how can I answer this without Tris killing me?" Tobias whined.
"You know Four, I never saw you as a whiner. You HAVE to answer so hop to it." Lynn said grinning wickedly. Tobias put his face in his hands.
"Umm. DON'T HATE ME! Wed Marlene, bed Christina and kill Lynn." Tobias says quickly I smack him for good measure.
"This is the second time some one has killed me! Am I the friend everyone secretly hates? You know the one. I thought it was Peter..." Lynn says exasperated.
"Well it was either wed you or Marlene and Marlene is nicer!" Tobias says and I smack him again.
"So, Christina was going to be bed no matter what?" Will says shooting him a glare.
"Um- I - er.." Tobias put his head in his hands realizing there was no way to salvage the situation. "Eric, bed, wed or dead. Tris, Christina, Lynn." Eric's eyes widened and I snickered. Eric didn't speak for a minute or so, probably thinking how best not to get himself killed.
"Er... Wed Lynn, bed Christina, kill Tris. IT WAS THE ONLY WAAYYYY!" Eric choked out then grabbed a pillow to hide behind. Christina threw her shoe at him, Lynn giggled kind of girlyly. I went over kicked him in the shin then went back to my spot beside Tobias.
"Time to make some ones life hell!" Eric said peeking out from behind his pillow of protection. Christina hurled another shoe at him and he ducked back down. "Zeke, for you Peter, Four, Uriah!"
"DUDE URIAH IS MY BROTHER!" Zeke yelled. We all laughed even Uriah. "AND They're all guys!"
"Dude just kill me and think long and hard about the others!" Uriah said still laughing. Zeke groaned and put his face in his hands.
"Eric you are a bastard." Zeke muttered. "Fine, this is sooo wrong. Kill Uriah, wed Peter and bed Four." Everyone burst out laughing and Zeke's face was bright red. "SHUT UP!" Zeke whined. When we finally calmed down it was time for Zeke to pick his next victim.
"Christina, bed, wed or dead, Uriah, Will, Four!" Zeke said grinning. Christina groaned and it was time for some serious thinking.
Woo! Cliff hanger! See you tomorrow on Bed wed or dead! Leave suggestions for bed, wed or deads in a review and I might use them in future chapters!