A/N: hi! to anyone who is reading this. I am Codeyamigirl and this is my first fanfic on fanfiction im not quite where to put it in as it is and cross over of SO many tv show, movies and animes. This is a collaboration with a friend of mine who is not on fanfic. I really hope you enjoy it and please review so that i know you are.

WARNING! this fanfic is VERY random!

Chapter 1

On one normal day in a café, somewhere, Sophie and Jade were talking. Sophie was wearing dark blue skinny jeans, mid-calf black boots and a blue off both shoulders long-sleeved top and Jade was wearing leather pants, a white shirt, leather jacket and leather mid-calf boots.

"I will live forever unless someone comes at me with a pointy stick!" Jade declared.

"Pointy stick?" Sophie asked disappearing into the kitchen.

"What are you doing?" Jade asked as Sophie exited the kitchen hiding something behind her back.

"Nothing ..." Sophie answered heading towards the stairs.

"What is that behind your back?" Jade asked walking towards Sophie.

"Nothing ..." Sophie repeated walking faster towards the stairs.

Jade runs up to Sophie and grabs the object from behind Sophie's back, realising there chop sticks, which are pointy, snaps them in half.

"Awww I can't eat me Chinese now" Sophie complained putting in an innocent sad face.

Jade now being angry that Sophie had tried to kill her pulls a gun out of nowhere and shots Sophie with it. Sophie falls to the ground apparently dead, but after a few minutes gets back up with wound gone.

"Guns can't kill me, code bearers are immortal remember?" Sophie reminded Jade.

"Ops I missed the guy behind you, oh darn, you should really not stand in the way of my gun ..." Jade said with a cocky smile.

Sophie looks behind her to find a very frightened Yugi Mutou staring at them.

"Why would you want to kill Yugi? And where did you get that gun from?" Sophie asked turning back to Jade.

"I'm killing him because of his face." Jade said sarcastically and then said pointing toward one of the café windows. "And the guns from Asda the one across the street."

"That's a stupid excuse and Yugi's hair is cool!" Sophie yelled.

Yugi muttered thanks in the background.

Sophie pulls out the Jackal and a steaks, she shoots three silver bullets at Jade and throws the steak. Jade dodged the bullets and the steak, then pulls out a sword and chops off both of Sophie's ankles. Sophie heals again, after shoots three more rounds and pushes over a table to protect herself.

"Do we own this café?" Sophie asked.

"We don't own the café." Jade confirmed, crawling behind a counter and using a knife concealed in her boot to remove the bullet from our shoulder. "Ha! You missed my heart, the silver doesn't kill me, but might weaken me, but, hey, I'm still fighting! What your weaknesses?"

"Dam we're going to have to pay for all the damage!" Sophie said shooting again, then after throws a ninja star. "I have no idea what my weaknesses are, but if I did I wouldn't tell you!"

Sophie then pulls out a piece of cake and eats it.

"Hey! That was my cake!" Jade yelled, throwing twenty chop sticks and then used MP5 to blow a hole in the table Sophie was hiding behind.

"Finders, keepers!" Sophie said poking her tongue out then ducked behind another table.

Sophie then pulls out her own MP5 and blows up the counter jade's hiding behind. Jade doges by ducking into the kitchen and she throws a grenade throw the kitchen door at Sophie. Sophie protects herself by pulling out a grenade proof shield and the retreats up the stairs to the second floor.

"Time for plan B" she mutters to herself.

Jade follows Sophie up the stairs shooting her MP5 as she goes. Sophie ducks into a room to avoid being hit and runs up the stairs towards the roof, where she is chased to the edge by Jade.

"Dam you!" Sophie swears at Jade before doing a back flip off the roof and lands safely on her feet on the ground two stories below.

"I will find you and end this!" Jade yelled over the roof then disappears and reappears behind Sophie.

Sophie turns around to find Jade behind her and jumps but out of Jade's range.

"Shit!" Sophie swore. "Ok, time for plan c. Kisshu!"

A green haired, golden eyed alien with long ears teleports in next to Sophie grabs her by the hand and teleports out again with Sophie.

"Shit! Not again!" Jade growled pulling out her telephone. "Hey, Mr. Mist, she escaped."

"Again?!" Mr. Mist yelled through the other end of the phone.

"Yes, again." Jade sighed. "I'm coming in, but I need to go to the med unit before I see you."

Jade hangs up and teleports to med unit. Where she waits for a doctor to come along and stitch up the wounds. Once the wound were stitch up Jade heads to Mr. Mist's office on the floor above. When she arrives she knocks on the door and waits.

"Come in" Mr Mist orders from inside the room.

Jade complies and sits down on a chair in front of Mr. Mist's desk. Mr. Mist was a man in his late forties with grey hair and stubble; he had brown eyes and wore a grey suit with a black tie and black shoes.

"The tracker that you shot at her is active, she's in Japan" Mr. Mist informs jade.

"Japan!" Jade yelled. "I'm not going there that's her head quarters!"

Meanwhile in Cafe Mew Mew, in Japan, Sophie calls on Kisshu's two brothers, Pai and Taruto, to help. Pai was taller and older than Kisshu; he had grey-purple hair and dark purple eyes, he also had long pointy ears like Kisshu. Taruto was the youngest and smallest of the three; he had brown hair and golden eyes and just like he brothers he had long pointy ears.

"What's that on your back?" Pai asked, pulling off the tracker on Sophie's back and shows it to her.

"That's a tracker!" Sophie gasps, grabbing the tracker and throwing it in to the air and destroys it but shooting with the gun she had in her pocket. "Jade must have put it on me that bitch!"

Jade teleports in at the mention of her name.

"Hay everyone do u want to meet my buddies?" Jade said with a smile.

Ten men teleport in behind Jade.

"Crap!" Sophie swore. "Pai, Tart go!" She orders.

"Attack!" Jade orders.

Both Pai and Taruto attack at Sophie's command. While Pai and Taruto fight with Jade's men, Sophie whispers in Kisshu's ear.

"Time to call in British reinforcements"

Kisshu grabbed Sophie by the hand and teleports out. Sophie and Kisshu teleport into the Hellsing manner.

"Integra we need to borrow Alucard and Seras." Sophie informed the head of the Hellsing organisation, Sir Integra Fairbrook Winsgate Hellsing.

Integra was about twenty-five and was much taller than the two teens that stood before her. She had blonde hair and blue eyes. She wore glasses and a green suit with a blue tie.

"Why would you need to borrow my best agents?" She asked.

"Jade has decided to attack openly." Sophie replies.

At the mention of Jades name Integra stiffened.

Integra nodded. "Very well take Alucard and Seras, but tell me when you need more help."

Sophie nodded. "Of course."

Integra summoned the two vampires, who both entered the room by morphing through the shadows.

"What is it you need my master?" Alucard asked, bowing.

Alucard was a tall man with black hair and red eyes that were concealed behind orange sunglasses. He wore a red hat, red suit and a red trench coat. Seras was a young woman, who was in her early twenties. She had blonde hair which was held in a pony tail and red eyes. She wore a red solders uniform, but with a skit instead of trousers.

"I need you to go and help Sophie with the problem she has." Integra ordered.

"Of course my master." Alucard relied.

Sophie, Kisshu, Alucard and Seras teleported back to the café mew mew to find that it was empty.

"Hay where's Pai and Tart?" Sophie asked aloud.

A/N: so ... that was chapter one! what did you think? I love all opinions and constructive criticism. Chapter 2 will be up soon see ya then!