When Yuki kills Kyo, because Tohru is being a little bitch

by bumblebee1228

Here is my very first and last story, its very stupid! I did this because I was bored and it's not meant to be enjoyed by Fruits Basket fans at all. And I was watching Burlesque... just thought you might wanna know what's in my mind, OKAY, enjoy!

Stupid stories with Bumblebee1228¸

Fruits basket is the first and last victim of my writing skills

*Kyo enters Sohma house*

Kyo: Tohru! Did that damn rat call?

Tohru: Kyo shut up! Asshole you annoy me, get me a glass of water, will you?

Kyo: Uhm okay bitch, ignore me much?

*kyo walks away, Yuki walks in*

Yuki: Awww is Tohru upset with the stupid catttt?

Tohru: Yes Kyo was being mean to me again…

Yuki: where is he? I`ll kill him!

*Kyo hears Yuki and re-enters*

Kyo: Damn rat, you think you can defeat me?! The one and only Kyooooooooo?!

*over exaggerated lighting, and kyo`s voice is god like*

Tohru: Okay so now you`re mighty and awesome? You haven`t even gotten me a glass of water yet!

Kyo: Like I said before, you`re a bitch and everyone knows it

*Yuki jumps on kyo`s back and starts tying a bandana around his eyes and grabs his sword to kill him once and for all*

And then the author crushes the little children`s dreams, and hopes.

The End