"Jay!"
"Robert!"
"Jay!"
"Robert!"
This had been going on since 5:30 AM, and it was 7:00. This was Mordecai and Margaret arguing about what they were going to name their son. Rigby walked into their bedroom with a steaming cup of coffee in hand. "Good morning." Margaret said with a smile before continuing to yell at Mordecai. "Why are you two yelling out random names?" Rigby asked groggily. "We're not yelling out random names! We're trying to pick out a name for the baby!" Mordecai said, moody from his lack of sleep. "I want to name the baby Robert, but someone who just happens to be a blue jay is so full of himself he wants to name him Jay." Margaret said in a mocking voice. "I'm not taking sides, since the two of you yelling woke me and Eileen up at 5:30 in the morning!" Rigby yelled. "Anyways, Eileen's made eggs, bacon and coffee. If you two want some, you better come get it before it's gone." Rigby said, suddenly calmed down by the fact that his wife had made breakfast. He turned around like a lightbulb had gone off in his head. "How about you name the little guy Rigby?" He asked hopefully. "No way, dude!" Mordecai said. "Actually, Rigby and Jay sound good together. How about RJ?" Margaret asked. "Fine, as long as we call him RJ instead of Rigby Jay." Mordecai agreed gingerly. "Yay! Thank you!" Margaret said happily. "You're welcome, sweetie." Mordecai smiled as Margaret hugged him. "You see? Listen to me and the rest of your life will be peaceful." Rigby teased. "Shut up, dude." Mordecai said, punching him on the arm. "I can't believe I can't have coffee!" Margaret pouted. Mordecai sighed.
"Here we go again."