K9 Got Beef
By Me and My Little sis
The Doc walked into his massage parlour, he grinned at his partner in crime and said, "What's cooking?" his hooded replied, "beef."
The Doc walked over to the steak that was slowly cooking, tasted the sauce and said, "it's a bit spicy," Jack, his hooded friend, suggested, "add the cream of sum yung guy." The Doc nodded, then he looked around the room and asked, "since when did we own a massage parlour?"
"Since I suggested that you finally utilise you talents," Jack smiled, "you've had 900 years to hone your skill after all. Why not make a profit from it?"
The Doc sniffed the air for a while when he finally realised that their steaks were burning.
"OoooooH noooo! Me grub's burning," the Doc screamed sadly. Jack looked around curiously, "you'd have thought we'd notice earlier with all the smoke in here." He shrugged and followed the doc into the kitchen.
Once again the Doc turned to Jack, "why on earth do we have a kitchen in a massage parlour? And where did K9 go?"
Jack stared at the Doc shocked; K9 had in fact spontaneously combusted a week before, "Doc K9 died last week!"
"Oh really, then who's that out there? Huh huuh!" the Doctor said pointing to the oven. Jack looked toward where the Doc was pointing, as he looked at the strangely shaped oven, "Doc that's not K9," Jack laughed hysterically, "It's a Dalek!"
"Hmmm." The Doc thought for a moment, "I know, we'll hug it. If it's K9 it'll hug back, but if it's a Dalek we could die. We must be cautios!"
Jack once again stared at the Doc, though this time warily, "what the hell are you thinking?" Jack began to think of a plan as the Doc went to hug the K9/Dalek oven, then said, "Are you sure there isn't a decimal point after the nine in your age?" Jack asked as he watched the Doctor nearly get electrocuted and burnt by the oven.
"Well it is a possibility, after all a bunch of politicians read a document wrong and declared we'd all be shrimps on the barbie in 30 years," the Doc looked at the roof for answers. He was silent for a while until he suddenly yelled, "I just remembered how to fix the chameleon circuit!" He smirked, "you just switch and press a couple of buttons…" He ran into the Tardis.
One mushroom cloud and a singed Doctor later…
Jack began cleaning out all the now singed clothes and books, then he remembered something and laughed, and the said, "hey Doc I know what the oven was!"
"What?" the Doc jumped up, losing his bow tie with the sudden movement.
"It's the new Merchandise the BBC sent us!"
"Oh?" the Doc then sighed retrieving his burnt pants.
End