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Unwanted Mail
The Titans were all hanging around the tower. It was a boring, peacefully quite Sunday. Well, almost quite...
"Beast Boy give me the controller!"
"No way dude! It's so my turn!"
"Your turn! You just had a turn! It's my turn so give me the controller before I make you give me the controller!"
Raven sat on the floor trying her best to read her book. She rolled her eyes at the sight of the two boy's fighting. "Can you two STOP!" She yelled out in annoyance. But her yelling did no good, for it was drowned out by the fighting.
Robin was at the table looking through the recently delivered mail.
And as for Starfire, she was in the kitchen cooking who know's what, or in other words some tameranion food.
Robin shook his head in a way of saying he wasn't very happy.
"Hey, guys I think you might want to hear this." Noone heard Robin due to all the fighting. he tried again.
"Guy's..." In the distance you can see Cyborg has Beast Boy in a head lock.
"GUYS!" The room went silent, and all eyes turned on Robin.
"What is it?" Cyborg asked letting BB out of the head lock.
"A letter we just got in the mail...It's pretty...interesting."
All of the Titans gathered around Robin as he began to read the letter out loud.
Dear Teen Titans and whom ever else it may concern,
We have recently finished looking through some files. And according to the files, if we are correct, you are all under, or the age sixteen.
The law states that anyone sixteen or under must attend school. Being super-hero's and such it may be inconvinet for you to attend school, but the law say's that you must.
We have taken the liberty of enrolling you in your town's local school, Jump City High. You are required to start school on Monday. Attached to this letter are your class schedules and locker combinations.
We are going to give you the choice of wearing uniforms or not, although we do suggest you do.
If you wish you may drop-out once you have reached over the age of sixteen.
Being super-hero's and having access to very advanced technology, we pursoom you are educated well. So you will all be taking the advanced classes. If the classes, for any reason, seem difficult please notify us and your classes can be changed.
We apologize for this inconvenience.
If you have any questions please phone us at (860) 945-2387.
Sincerely,
Board of Education
Beast Boy and Cyborg both immediately started laughing when Robin finished reading.
"Man. That's a good one, Robin!"
"Yeah dude. You had me going there for a sec." Beast Boy said wiping tears out of his eyes.
"This isn't a joke." Robin said in his strict, serious leader voice.
The moment they heard that the fun disappeared from their eyes.
"Are you serous? I can't go back to school!." Cyborg stated
"Yeah! It's like a torture chamber! They make us use our brain!" Beast Boy through in.
"Some people don't have a brain to use." Raven said referring to Beast Boy.
"Hey!"
"Why must we go to this place you call school? Are we not the smart?" Starfire questioned.
"No, we are smart. It's just a law that teens 16 or under have to go to school, so that they get a education." Robin clarified.
"Oh, I see."
"So we're going back to school?" Beast Boy asked already knowing the horrible answer.
"Looks like we don't have a choice."
"Well this should be loads of fun." Raven said sarcastically.
"Yeah. I'm sure there's a cheerleading squad that's just dying for a another cheerleader like you." Beast Boy said chuckling to himself.
"Oh yeah. Girls in skirts waving around pom poms shouting out peppy cheers sounds like the perfect thing for me."
"The cheerleading sounds most joyful. May I join?" Starfire asked excitedly.
"Well, if you want to." Robin said obviously liking the idea.
"Wonderful!"
"So when do we start?" Cyborg asked.
"According to the letter...tomorrow."
After about an hour of discussing the school thing, the Titans went to the store to buy some school supplies.
Pencils, binders, backpacks, notebooks, folders, markers, dividers. You name it they got it.
When they finally got back to the tower they all went straight to their rooms and went to sleep. They'd need all the sleep they could get for the day they were going to have tomorrow.
Authors Notes: I'd like to thank Seductive Angel (or 1princess from for the idea to write this!
This chapter REALLY REALLY sucked...I just wanted to get it up as soon as I could, so I rushed. But the next chapter will be better, and longer. Anyway thanks for reading...And PLEASE review!
