So I was playing AC the other day and thought it was just ridiculous how they'd send me to deliver a message to someone, when they just walked passed them! I just wanted to see how life in one of these towns would be like if someone decided to cause a little trouble. I mean...nothing exciting ever happens. Haha. (I do not own Animal Crossing, I just write random crap about it.)

-Part One-

"Kioviin, is awesome!"

"I love living here!"

"My neighbors are great!"

I rolled my eyes as I gazed out of my bedroom window. I could see the Mayor, Tortimer smiling like the old fool that he is. He decided to make today: "What do you think of Kioviin Day."

I had barely rolled out of bed when I heard Tortimer's wheezing laughter make it's way through my window.

"This town is dull. This town is boring. This town sucks." I said this with a smile on my face.

Yeah. I wish I could say that without making everyone else hate me. It puzzled me why they liked to live here. Nothing ever happened. You grew fruit, you planted flowers, you shopped at the same two stores in town; just like everyone else.

"I love how close everyone is!" A high pitched voice floated up towards me.

Close? Don't make me laugh. I glared daggers at the animal who said it; Maple.

"You don't know anything about me." I muttered as she made her way by my house.

She stopped suddenly, and I felt my heart jump, my eyes widen. Had she heard me?

"Kade! Good morning! May I come in? I have a favor to ask you." A huge smile was plastered to her face.

I imagined ripping that smile off her face as I politely smiled at her.

"Of course, I'll be right down." I stepped away from the window.

What gave them the right to just invite themselves into my home? I didn't want any of them inside. I hated the way they looked at my things, like kids in a candy store. I sighed and pulled on a plain white button up shirt and blue pants. Then I ran a comb through my blonde hair, pulled on my white eye patch and sailor hat, then skipped down the rest of the stairs.

I bit my lip as I saw Maple standing there in the doorway. I wanted to punch myself in the face for forgetting to lock the door, again. Why did they just barge right in?

"Oh, I let myself in. I hope you don't mind." She took a while to gaze around the room, that same stupid smile of her face. "I always enjoy visiting you. Your home is always so tidy."

Oh, so that's what they call it these days? Breaking and entering was definitely not on my good list.

"I'm so glad that you like it." I spoke through a forced smile. "What can I do for you, Maple?"

"Oh, I was wondering if you'd take this package to Ribbot for me. I'm a little busy."

Busy doing what? Walking? Someone shoot me.

"Sure." I took a heavy package from her.

"I've been meaning to give it to him for days, but I couldn't find the time." Maple looked a bit sad.

You live right next to him you idiot! I concentrated on keeping the smile on my face as I screamed on the inside.

"Here, for your troubles." Maple handed me a huge rolled up piece of paper. Great, just what I needed, another hideous wallpaper to add to my collection.

"Thank you, Kade. You're a real help around here." She turned to leave, shutting the door behind her.

"They should rename this town Idiotsville." I dropped the package on the ground and walked into the kitchen. I chugged down a glass of cool water, hoping it'll cool me off on the inside. Unfortunately, it didn't. I still felt like going on a massacre through the town. After a long couple minutes of breathing inwards and outwards I turned on my heels, retrieved the package from the floor and pushed through my front door. This time I made sure my front door was locked. I wasn't really feeling up to coming home to a house full of annoying neighbors and a secret tea party, again.

"Kade! Dear boy, I have a question for you!" I heard Tortimer's crackling voice from my left.

"I love living here, Mayor. I couldn't imagine living anywhere else!" I put on my best polite smile and turned towards him.

"Ah! I see you're on top of things! Already knowing what I was going to say before I said it." He laughed. God I wanted him to croak already.

"You know how I am, sir." I shrugged.

"You know, when I was a wee boy-"

"Uh, I really have to be going. I'll be back for that story later. I promise." I interrupted him, holding up the package in my arms.

"I'm so sorry, of course. Do go on ahead."

I walked as fast as my legs would allow me. That old man was going to forget he'd ever talked to me to begin with. I prayed I wouldn't run into him again.

I could see Ribbot's house sitting along the mountain side, smoke came out of the windows; as I made my way closer I could hear beeping and the banging of metal. What was that robot up to this time?

I knocked on the door and the banging went away. No answer. I knocked again, louder this time and a loud crash sounded from within, followed by a strange cry that sounded like a computer on steroids.

"Come in!" Ribbot's computer like voice cried out.

I opened the door and stepped into darkness. I squinted in, trying to find the robot frog inside.

"Hey…Ribbot? I have a package for you." I took another step inside, but jumped back again when a loud clanking noise sounded from my right and the lights flickered on.

I spotted Ribbot sitting in the middle of a bunch of metal scraps and poles. His eyes, or what passed for them anyways, blinked four times before he turned to look at me.

"Kade! What a pleasant surprise. How can I help you?" He asked me, his voice frizzing like static.

I held up the package in my arms for him to see, and watched as his eyes became brighter.

"That is just what I need!" He stood up and took the package from me with jerky movements.

He ripped the paper and box apart and pulled out a light bulb. What did he need it for? To replace the bulbs that passed for his eyes? I rolled my eyes mentally and began backing up.

"I'll get going now."

"Please tell Maple that I send my thanks." He said nodding his head.

"Right…" I pushed open the door and slammed it shut.

Why did I have to be the message boy? The package delivery boy? What was in it for me besides bad wallpaper or paintings?

"Kade!"

Not again! I bit my cheek and turned around to see Joey, the one duck I liked in the whole town, running towards me.

"Maaaan! I need to get out of this town!" He said, a dreamy look on his face.

"Yeah, me too."

"What? Really? So you heard?" He asked me, I could almost see the stars twinkling in his eyes.

"Heard what, exactly?" I asked him, stepping away slightly.

"The next town over is having this huge eating contest! I'd so win it, if only I could get the money for a cab!" Joey began hopping up and down, scratching his head.

I smiled slightly. "Oh that."

"Yes 'that'! Are you telling me you didn't hear about it?" He shook his yellow head. "Nothing ever happens in this town. Makes you think why we moved out here."

"You took the words right out of my mouth."

"Kade!" I spun around and saw the black cat Kiki, running towards me.

"I gotta go." I said to Joey and took off running in the direction of my house.

"Hey! You and me are going to practice for that contest! Don't forget!" He called after me.

There was no way in hell that I was going to run any more errands today. All I wanted to do was relax. Spend some long deserved me time.

"Kade! Slow down!" Kiki's voice sounded closer, I turned my head and saw her right on my heels.

Are you freaking kidding me? I let out an angry growl and stopped the frantic chase. For my sake of course. I didn't want her coming over later, to talk my ears off. I'd probably jump out my second story window.

"You sure are a fast runner!" Kiki skipped to a stop right next to me.

"Yeah…"

"Anyways! I have a message for you from Tom Nook. He says to see him at the store. Something to do with you getting a roommate." She tilted her head slightly.

"What! A roommate!" I let my calm demeanor slip, anger clear on my face.

"Whoa! Don't take it out on me!" Kiki took a step away from me as I let out a frustrated sigh.

"Okay. Thank you." I changed my course and started my way across the bridge.

When I first moved to this town, that stupid raccoon never said anything about me getting roommates! It was bad enough that I had to deal with these lazy animals, but now I had to live with one!

I yanked an orange from a tree I passed and chucked it into the side of Nookington's. I'd do anything just to prank that sorry animal. Humiliate him in front of the whole town!

Before I could even make it to the front doors, it slid open and the raccoon came out, followed by two people, who were holding hands behind him.

"Ah! There you are! Just the person I wanted to see!" Tom side-stepped and I saw two people, not animals 'people', staring at me.

Twins to be exact. They both shared the same dark brown hair, and green eyes. Both about my age. The only thing that was different was that One was a boy, the other a girl. He expected me to share that one bedroom house with a girl?

I looked at the boy again. He looked like every other idiot animal here in Kioviin, with that stupid smile I wanted to smack off his face. He wore a simple blue shirt with a matching hat. I let my gaze slip to the girl. She was different by a long shot. She didn't wear that idiotic smile, instead she was frowning slightly as she watched me. She wore a white dress, stripped sockings and dark blue framed glasses.

"These two lovely people will be staying with you. Seth, Marie this is Kade."

"Nice to meet you! I think we'll get along great!" Seth exclaimed, a wide grin on his face.

Yeah, that's what you think Bud. Just looking at him made me want to hang myself.

"Of course." I said, shaking his hand. I was going to have to scrub my hand hardcore to get the germs off.

I tried being polite by reaching out my hand toward Marie, but she just stared at it and rolled her eyes.

"You don't have to act so nice." She said, her eyes watching me.

That took me by surprise. "E-excuse me?"

"Please excuse my sister." Seth was laughing nervously and I saw him squeeze her fingers slightly.

"Oh, stop trying to hide it." Marie she yanked her fingers from her brothers hand, her eyes still on mine. "We, more like 'I', got kicked out of the last town for causing a ruckus. I trashed the Town Hall, harassed the neighbors, vandalized houses and maybe every other bad thing you can think of. Except I plead innocent. All I wanted was a little fun." She shrugged. Seth shook his head, clearly embarrassed.

"Well lets not say anymore, we don't want to worry the neighbors now do we?" Tom Nook nervously glanced around.

"What's there to be worried about?" I smiled. I mean REALLY smiled. I couldn't remember the last time I actually smiled.

Marie's eyes seemed to light up suddenly, and she smiled back. "I think we'll get along just fine here."

I nodded my head. "I think so too.

Somehow a miracle had happened here. Someone had brought the cure to my misery. The wood for my fire. Someone was giving me the reason to, maybe, like the boring town of Kioviin.

Maybe things will finally change around here.