NL: Kiki and I should never be left alone when bored and sugar high.. Or else madness ensues! This fic is pure crack. One-hundred percent. And not only that, there is yaoi crack. And also fluff crack. And this fic is a cross over between pretty much every anime we know. And some video games. It's like.. Wow. And we own none of it! -sniffle- Oh yes, and there's a bunch of crack-crossover pairings in here that we do not approve up. Crossover pairings just wouldn't work out.. Ya know? And then there's all the bashing we do in this.. You see, we actually really like most of the characters we bash.. Yes.. Most

Warnings: yaoi, fangirl-y-ness, UBER OOC-NESS, character bashing, excessive swearing

Pairings(in this chapter): some of these are one-sided but I don't feel like typing that...

CloudXRikuXSesshomaru

KadajXEd

EnvyXEd

MirokuXSango

Crossovers(in this chapter): Fullmetal Alchemist X InuYasha X Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children X Kingdom Hearts II, Fullmetal Alchemist: Bluebird's Illusion X Spongebob Squarepants X Bleach

Things we do no own(in this chapter): any of the animes, Ed's pink panties(we got that from an avatar), some of the random quotes and jokes

The Awesomely Awesome Adventures of the Little Pink String

Chapter One

One upon a time there was a little pink string. No one knows where the string came from, or why it was able to travel through worlds, but it was. Maybe it was from Ed's magical pink panties from his other life.. The string started on the back of Ed's jacket. It was a very annoying magical pink string due to the fact that the string could talk. Right now, though, it was silent, as it wanted to serve the tiny alchemist. The string had no idea what it was for, being attached to the older Elric brother's jacket. Ed was currently heading to Central military HQ. The string took a moment to ponder something. Just why was the city called 'Central'? What was it, the center of the universe? If only it knew..

Alas, the mini alchemist would never make it to his meeting with Colonel Mustang... For the string decided to mix things up a bid. Right where Ed was going to step next, the little string opened up a portal to INUYASHA-LAND! Ed fell through the portal roughly.

"Woah.. Where am I?"

"FLYING SHRIMP!" a rather dumb looking girl in a green school girl outfit shouted.

"Hey Inuyasha," a cute little fox demon said, poking Edward's back with a rather pointy stick. "I think it's human..."

"Is it alive?" the teen in with white dog ears asked.

By this time, Ed had gotten over his time-space travel sickness, and reacted to being called a 'shrimp'. "WHO ARE YOU CALLING A SHRIMP SO SMALL YOU'D ONLY SEE HIM IF HE WAS FLYING IN FRONT OF YOUR EYEBALLS?!" he roared at the dumb-looking girl. The little pink string silently giggled.

"So you really can fly?" Kagome asked. All of her companions sweat-dropped.

The little pink string decided that it was a good time to mess with the pissed off shrimp. It used its magical pantie powers to cause Ed to float. Yes... Float... He went with it.

"MWA! SEE ME IN MY MAGICALNESS! I FLY BEFORE YOU!" The pink string saw that Ed was not phased by the floating, so it moved to Ed's pants, and made his coat and shirt disappear.

"OH MY GOD IT'S SEXY!" Kagome and Sango shouted in unison. Little anger marks appeared all over Inuyasha's head. A mad in purple robes took advantage of the opportunity to grab Sango's bootay. Ed blushed at his shirtlessness as Sango slapped the man in robes, shouting something along the lines of: "YOU SICK BASTARD!"

Though the authoresses found this scene quite amusing, the little pink string was getting bored. This, of course, meant certain doom for the people around it. It decided to transport the group, and a nearby Lord Fluffykins, to ADVENT CHILDREN-LAND! Woot!

ZHOOM! A motorcycle sped passed the odd group. The person wearing sunglasses looked back out of distraction, and crashed his motorcycle into a conveniently placed nearby boulder. A fiery explosion was seen, and the group ran to see if the man was okay.

As they walked to the crash site, te man walked out of the wreckage towards them. The still-shirtless alchemist was almost speechless... Almost.

"HOLY POOP ON A STICK! Are you okay?"

The man took off his helmet to reveal blond hair that was spikey enough to kill someone with and said, "Of course I'm okay. My power of angst and emo-ness protected me. I'm basically invincible. You can't mess with the emo king.. Bitches."

"No..." the newly joined Sesshomaru growled. "I AM THE EMO KING!"

"No, you're not... bitches. I am Cloud. It's the emo-est name ever. Bitch."

Suddenly a sniffling Riku from Kingdom Hearts II appeared out of no where. "But.. What about me?" Tears had gathered in his eyes. Cloud glared at him.

"I am CLOUD! I AM THE EMO KING!!.. But I don't really care.. Hey.. Look. That mission where I had to dress up as a girl to save Tifa? Well, I had to shave my legs. I like the smoothness. Look." Cloud lifted up a pant leg (with painted nails) to reveal a perfectly hairless, smooth leg. "Bitches.."

Suddenly Pride!Ed walked across the scene, hand in hand with Envy. The girls (and Ed) got nosebleeds as they stared at the couple. Pride then sent them a very blank glance, showing absolutely no emotion whatsoever. The girls (and Ed) let out fangirl squeals of delight. "Oh my god! Goth is SOOO much hotter than Eeeemoooo!"

At this, Cloud, Riku, and Sesshomaru all sobbed and started to make out. Even the pink string got a nosebleed. Then Kadaj appeared out of no where. "What the fuck?!" The silver haired guy asked as he turned to Cloud. "You're gay?!!"

"You're NOT?!" Cloud countered. "And what? Can't two, or four guys make out without being gay? This is like the 22nd millennia..."

"Oh.. Good point.. But I'm more into short.." He noticed Ed and quickly glanced at him before looking back at Cloud. "Blond," Another glance. "Temper-mental," Glance "Guys..." By the end of his sentence, he was staring at Ed with a creepy predatory looks on his face.

Ed glanced at the guy looking at him like he was going to eat him, and sidled away nervously. Then Envy popped out of no where, and put his arm around Ed, glaring at Kadaj. "Sorry, Chibi's with me." Ed growled at Envy, who stifled the growl by wrapping his arms around Ed's mouth. Ed bit Envy's arm. "Ah! What the hell was that for?!" Ed was silent.

"PINK STRING IS BORED!" Was the shout heard randomly. Suddenly, everyone was in SPONGEBOB-LAND, and was miraculously able to breathe.

"Dude.. What the fuck?" Inuyasha asked. Suddenly, a square yellow man walked up to them.

"Hello friends! Let's go jellyfishing!" He giggled a really annoying high-pitched giggle and stared at the group.

"Sango," Miroku whispered. "He creeps me out! HOLD ME!"

Sango gave him a blank look. "You fight demons!"

Then Spongebob noticed Ed. "Oh, hello there, Mr. Shrimp man! How are you today?"

"GOD FUCKING DAMN IT! WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SMALL EVEN A DROP OF WATER IS BIGGER?!" Ed proceeded to beat Spongebob to a bloody pulp, much to Miroku's (and everyone else's) relief.

So then a giant keyhole started glowing in the sky. A fifteen year old boy stepped (or rather, swam, he was a mermaid) out of the keyhole along side a red-haired mermaid. They were both singing wild random and retarded songs. 1

Inuyasha immediately got pissed off, and used Wind Scar on them both. "I HATE RANDOM AND RETARDED SONGS! SO DIE! ALL OF YOU! DIE!" So he randomly started killing people. By the time he finally calmed down, all of the Bikini Bottom residents were bloody on the sear floor... KOOLNESS!

"Wow.." Sango said.

Ed looked rather scared, and decided to try to sneak away./ Well apparently he had gone against the almighty string's wishes, because everyone was transported to... BLEACH-LAND! DOO DOO DOO! ...DOOM!

A giant monster fell in front of the group. A kid with a poser-Cloud sword stepped over it. He looked at the strange group. A shorter girl with black hair, who was with him, asked, "Ichigo, who are all these people?"

"I don't know, Rukia," Ichigo replied. The INUYASHA-LAND group sniggled.

"Why is your name Strawberry?" Miroku laughed.

Ichigo glared at him. "I'll kill you.."

For some reason, a blond girl in mechanic's clothing was walking passed. She stopped in front of the group, blushing slightly at the shirtless alchemist. "Ed..? How'd you get here?" He blushed furiously.

"I.. UM.."

Ichigo was still pissed. "I AM GOING TO KILL YOU, MONK MAN..!"

For some reason, Miroku randomly snapped, "I am NOT the MILK MAN!" His eyes was twitching.

"OOH, WHATCHA GONNA DO, MILKMAN SCUM?!" Ichigo taunted.

"Rah!" He bonked him in the head with his staff.

"AICH!" The strawberry countered with a punch to the monk's stomach.

"Do you even know these people?" Winry asked Ed as she watched the fight.

"Not really..." the alchemist replied.

"HIRIKOS!"2 Sango threw her boomerang at the two fighting, hitting Ichigo in the head, and clocking Miroku in the stomach, knocking them both out.

"Wow.." Was muttered throughout the group.

Yeah.. I think I'll end the chapter there... So... how ya like the crack? Oh yeah, and by the way... The chapter length will probably vary a LOT... Cuz I'm cool that way. -smiles-

1: I can't even EXPRESS to you how much I effin HATED the Little Mermaid world in Kingdom Hearts II.

2: I know that's not spelled right.. (sweatdrop)