Songfic to Not Like The Movies by Katy Perry
Disclaimer: I own nothing except the plot. I mean really people did you actually think that I am J.K Rowling or Katy Perry, because if you did you're either extremely gullible or extremely stupid.
Italics - Lyrics
Bold - Speech
Normal - Hermione's Thoughts
Not Like The Movies
Here I am, at Florean Fortescue's Ice Cream Parlour waiting for Viktor Krum. I still don't know why I agreed to meet him but here I am. And there he is. And he's coming over.
"Hermione," he says "will you come somewhere quieter with me?"
I agree and we enter the wizarding library in Diagon Alley. He drags me to the quietest corner of the library. And, oh merlin, he's getting on one knee and looking for something in his pocket.
"Hermione Granger, will you marry me?" he whispers as he places the ring on my ring finger.
What am I going to say? The ring doesn't even fit and he doesn't even know my middle name, Ron does though, Ron with his big, beautiful blue eyes and all his freckles and his- STOP THINKING ABOUT RON AND DEAL WITH THE MATTER IN HAND. -
He put it on me, I put it on,
Like there was nothing wrong.
It didn't fit,
It wasn't right.
Wasn't just the size.
They say you know,
When you know.
I don't know.
I didn't feel
The fairytale feeling, no.
Am I a stupid girl
For even dreaming that I could.
If it's not like the movies,
That's how it should be, yeah.
When he's the one, I
'll come undone,
And my world will stop spinning
And that's just the beginning, yeah.
"I-I-I'm sorry but I can't. I'm in love with someone else."
Snow white said when I was young,
"One day my prince will come."
So I wait for that date.
They say its hard to meet your match,
Find my better half.
So we make perfect shapes.
If stars don't align,
If it doesn't stop time,
If you cant see the sign,
Wait for it.
One hundred percent,
With every penny spent.
He'll be the one that,
Finishes your sentences.
If it's not like the movies,
That's how it should be.
When he's the one,
He'll come undone,
And my world will stop spinning,
And that's just the beginning.
I place the ring back into his hand and turn to go when I walk into that someone else. Why the hell is he in a library? He hates libraries, no that's not right he just hates books and the concept of actually READING one.
"And who is this someone else?"
Oh crap, he heard that. Just play it cool, Hermione he doesn't know it's him. "It's erm... Well... It's... you."
Real smooth Hermione. Why did you tell him? He's never going to talk to you again now. Just tell him it doesn't matter if he doesn't feel the same way. Wait is he getting closer and where has Viktor gone? Ron pulled me closer to him and kissed me passionately on the lips. Oh he was getting closer.
Cause I know you're out there,
And your, your love came for me.
It's a crazy idea that you were made,
Perfectly for me you'll see.
"Bloody hell 'Mione, where did you get the impression that I wasn't in love with you too?"
Just like the movies.
That's how it will be.
Cinematic and dramatic with the perfect ending.
It's not like the movies,
But that's how it will be.
When he's the one,
You'll come undone,
And your world will stop spinning,
And it's just the beginning.