Hiei's New Life

Hiei let out a long sigh as he sat on the couch watching a movie. He was bored. All he had done was sit on his rear and watch TV all week. He was restless. "Hn," he said "Perhaps I should drop in on Yusuke." And with that he grabbed his katana and left his home in Maki for the living world. Meanwhile, spirit detective Yusuke Urameshi was out on the town with his fiancée Keiko Ukimura and trying to make the most important decision of his life. "I'm still not sure Keiko," Yusuke replied. "Maybe the white one with the black tie?" "Yusuke!" Keiko retaliated. "Will you make up your mind? We were supposed to meet Botan at the movies ten minutes ago!" "Oh all right!" Yusuke replied, grabbing a suit off the rack. "Let's go!" And off the two went not knowing who was high on a limb not too far off. "Hn, well so much for that idea," Hiei said to himself, "Maybe Kurama is not too busy." Unfortunately, Yusuke wasn't the only one on the run. Kurama had his hands full dodging some love-starved women. "Please ladies, I've got important things to do!" he argued as he ran. But it seemed talk was getting him nowhere fast. This is ridiculous he thought. I know "Death plant," Out of nowhere a wall of flowers encircled the crowd of girls allowing him to escape. "Never mind that" Hiei said "What about Yukina?" Bad move. Right now Yukina was with Kuwabara on a picnic. "Crap!" Hiei muttered Hiei watched from a tree as couples passed by holding hands, knowing it was something he'd never experience (like he'd want to). He headed home, bored as usual. "If only I were full human," he said to himself, "Then maybe I'd have more to do." "I may be able to grant your wish," said a voice behind him. "Who are you?" Hiei inquired. The man was tall, tan and had long white hair. "I'm a collector who only wishes to fulfill your deepest desires. As for who I am exactly, let's just say your longings can be treated in an instant with my assistance." The man replied. "Tell me." Hiei demanded. "Very well," said the stranger, and he pulled from his pocket a small pink jewel. "This will bring your desire to life. This is the Shicon Jewel. It will make you a full human while still being able to maintain your demon capabilities. But be warned, you'll be exposed to emotions you would never normally have felt as a demon." "Do I look like I care?" Hiei snapped, obviously agitated. "Just give me the thing." "As you wish," was all the man said before tossing Hiei the jewel and disappearing. As the jewel hit his hand, Hiei felt a sharp pain. He was soon on his knees in agony, but he didn't let it show. Hiei nearly screamed through gritted teeth as the transformation reached its climax. When he was finally on his feet he had grown about 2 or 3ft. and had a slightly neater haircut. "At last," Hiei said, "I am free to be as I never could be. I was getting sick of this place anyway."