Shit. I died. You may be wondering how I died and its rather simple- some guy tried to replicate ant-mans powers, and as there are actually something the laws of physics, he turned into a black hole which destroyed the UK and probably the whole planet. how do I know this? Because it was broadcasted on tv. That or I'm going insane as the afterlife seems to be a black void with blue textboxes.

Congrats on dying! Btw your life is just a game. Now let's see how many points ya collected!

+1 for surviving birth

+1 for farting 50 times within a minute

+2 for getting a friend (we weren't expecting it)

+2 for getting to 4 years old

+2 for getting to 10 years old

+3 for entering a grammar school

Seriously! It's one thing for life to be a game- I read lots of fanfic on it. But does it have to make fun of me! I mean some of those a ridiculous. Anyway, the list went on and on, with it insulting me the whole way through until it came to:

Total: 140 perk points points

Hopefully that's good. But considering what it gave points for, it probably isn't.

Please select next world:

Dragonball z

Bleach

Pokemon

Harry Potter

Naruto

DC

Marvel

My hero academia

Heaven- 100 points required

Note: worlds may be different to what you remember

Let's see… dragon ball character get stronger too fast game powers might be strong but not that strong. I don't know what bleach is. Pokemon would mostly be pokemon fighting. Mha, marvel and harry potter would be too easy. Dc sucks. I can't afford heaven, so Naruto it is.

Select birth location:

Konohagakure- gives fire affinity

Sunagakure- gives wind affinity

Iwagakure- gives earth affinity

Kumogakure- gives lightning affinity

Kirigakure- gives water affinity

I decided to choose Konoha because… well its Konoha.

Perks():

Third eye- gives access to a third eye which has increased capabilities. More possibilities with dojustsu

Chakra attuned- can access chakra by default

No borin years- start at 5 years old

Prodigy- 2x jutsu xp

The gamer- access to the game

- Gamers body- you know the deal

- Reincarnate- you keep memories. Intelligence is increased from base as your body becomes able to support it

Bijuu- 2 points per tail, cannot have multiple or jubi

Clan:

Moooney- born into great wealth.

Daimyo heir- the future daimyo- requires moooney

Senju- player can gain mokuton, 2x xp to all jutsu and 2x VIT. If player has Uchiha, unlocks potential for rinnegan

Uchiha- play can gain sharingan and 1.5x xp to all jutsu

Hyuga-grants byakugan, 2x chakra control, if player has reincarnate grants tenseigan

- Free bird- player is not branded with the caged bird seal

Nara- 50x INT and WIS, yin release, -50% to training effects- 2 points

Aburame- host to insects

Iburi- able to transform into mist

- Stabilized- able to control transformation and have full control over mist form

Kaguya- able to manipulate user's bones at will, 10x hp regen

Kurama clan- able to make illusions affect people physically, 3x genjutsu xp-

Uzumaki – 25x vitality - 2 points

Yamanaka- yin release, telepathy

Note: clans cannot be acquired mid- game. Bloodlines, more affinitys, clan upgrades and clan jutsu can be acquired mid-game

I decided to get Uzumaki, the gamer and its branches, senju, Uchiha, iburi and branches, third eye, no borin years, hyuga and branches, and kurama. I would have chosen a tailed beast however the prices are steep and as it is not the same world, I could have any bijuu drive me insane. I could probably just get one later

Please allocate stats (14 + 5):

Strength:

Vitality:

Agility:

Intelligence:8

Wisdom: 6

Luck:

Charisma:

Chakra control:

Deciding to be logical I placed my stats like this

Strength:1

Vitality:1 (50)

Agility:1

Intelligence:4

Wisdom:3

Luck:9

Charisma:6

Chakra control:1 (2)

I already had some points in int and wis due to reincarnate and as strength, agility, vitality and chakra control would likely be relatively easy to increase I put most points into luck and charisma. Then as I hit ok, the world faded into darkness

Sorry about the short chapter. Hopefully the next will be longer