A/N Thanks to Tzaryn for helping me write this. I just thought of it when I realized that there are no Chewbacca romances.

A/N2 READ THIS! Thank you. Okay, so, for the purposes of this story, Kit Fisto has had a gender change and is now a girl. Thank you for your time.

Disclaimer: nothing is mine. Not even the stuff that is. But this especially isn't.

The door knocked. Well, I mean someone knocked on the door. Leia opened it.

"May I help you?"

"Yes, actually," answered the cloaked figure. "Is Han Solo Amidala here?"

Leia frowned in confusion. "Well, there's no Amidala, but Han Solo is here. He's my fiancé."

The person blinked. "And who are you?"

"Leia Skywalker."

The figure laughed hysterically and left. Leia closed the door and rolled her eyes.

"Who was that?" asked Luke.

"Some prankster wanting to know where Han Solo Amidala was," Leia answered.

Obi-Wan's ghost appeared. "Han Solo Amidala!" he exclaimed. "Holy #$!

"What?" asked Han. "Why'd you say my full name?"

"Your full name?" asked Leia in shock.

"Yeah, so?" asked Han.

"What's your relationship to Padmé Amidala?" asked Obi-Wan.

"She's my aunt," answered Han. "Why?"

Obi-Wan started to disappear, but Luke used the Force to make them all follow him. So they ended up in the Jedi Temple Gardens with a bunch of dead people, and a few living ones.

"I am Leia's mother," explained Padmé.

"You are?" asked Anakin. Everyone except him seemed to understand everything that had been going on.

"Yes," answered Qui-Gon.

"You too!" exclaimed Anakin. "Why does everyone know who my own daughter is before me?"

"How do you know she's your daughter?" asked Mace Windu. "Just kidding," he added hurriedly as Anakin glared at him.

"So Leia's my cousin?" asked Han.

"Yup," said Yoda.

"Darn, now we can't get married," said Leia. "Now who can I marry?" She glanced at Obi-Wan, who was the closest man to her.

"You know, in Jedi terms, I'm your grandfather," said Obi-Wan nervously.

"Darn," said Leia again. "So is anyone else here not related to me?"

"Leia, I am your father," said Anakin, stating the obvious.

"And Qui-Gon's your great-grandfather," began Padmé, "Dooku's your great-great-grandfather, and Yoda's your great-great-great-grandfather, and anyone beyond that is too dead to be here."

Yoda looked a little disappointed at the mention of his relationship to the princess, but cheered up when he realized that since Leia was so determined to have a wedding, there would probably be one. "Wedding planner I will be. Missed planning weddings while with Jedi, I did. Boring Jedi are."

Leia considered Padmé's comments, ignoring the small green Jedi Master. "Well, what about Han's friend Lando? He seemed nice enough."

"You mean handsome enough," grumbled Han, still annoyed at her refusal to marry him now that she knew that he was her cousin.

"Yes, that too. I'm surprised you noticed," agreed Leia absentmindedly.

At that moment, C-3PO walked in, brushing past Chewbacca. "Excuse me, but there's a package here for a 'Lando Callaghan Jinn.' Is he here?"

Everyone stared at Lando. "Who's Jinn?" asked Luke obliviously.

"I am," said Qui-Gon sheepishly.

"When did you have a kid?" asked Obi-Wan. "And who's the mother?"

"I refuse to answer that, my very young apprentice," answered Qui-Gon haughtily.

"I'm older than you are. Spit it out," retorted Obi-Wan maturely.

"So Lando's out," muttered Leia disappointedly. "Who's left? 3PO?"

"I believe, Princess, as you father was my creator, I would be considered your brother and therefore out of the running," answered 3PO.

"Why would you want to be out of the running?" asked Luke enviously. The droid could have gotten away with it. If only Leia didn't know he was her brother.

"In all honesty, it would be a deception to lie," said 3PO.

R2 chirped, making Leia smile. "Sorry, R2, only humanoids are in the running." A few disappointed Jedi left. The princess glared at the rest. "And only people I know," she added. The others followed their friends out.

"So is there anyone here who isn't related to me?" asked Leia.

He didn't know if he really did want to marry her, but he knew he needed the money.

Chewbacca raised his hand slowly. Everyone stared.