Chapter 1: Sunburns Episode 1
You are in another dimension... where there are people dieing and people screaming because of the lack of hot dogs. Except for Ansem... he loves hamburgers, anyway, you have just entered THE SORA ZONE! dumdee dumdee dum!
"WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!" Sora yells!
Huh? What was what.
"What was with the retarded intro and why is it named after me? Why can't you name it after someone else... make it the RIKU ZONE or something!"
Well... Kindom Hearts is all about you-
"AND ROXAS... welll I guess thats me."
yea... and It would be no fun if it were named after someone else got it?
Yea... I guess your right. No one would dig this if it were about Riku right BWAHAHAHAHAHA"
"Hi Sora..." Riku says with his eyes shaded and his hands turning to a fist.
"Go away Riku, can't you see that I'm lau... heh...heh...heh. How long have you been...uhh, standing there? heh... ehheh...
"Long enough (craks knuckle)."
"Oh Shit..."
look at them. Screaming... It's so obvious their in love. HAHAHA!
"WHAT!"
No need to be angry Riku...heheh. (screams like little girl)
"My angers gone... whistle"
After Sora and I got beat up by Riku, I asked Sora to buy me icecream but he only bought one for himself...
"I like butter nuggets. UHH HUH!" Cloud roars randomly.
"Kairi! get the lotion! Clouds got sunburn again!" Sora bursts throwing away the icecream on the beach.
"Sorry we only have some soda that I brought ." Kairi said smiling like she always does.
darn! I was hoping she would have some beer so I could drink!
"Drink water." Said Kairi.
Usually I say no, but from you, I'll consider!
"Riku, want some soda?" asked Sora.
"NO! ehheheheh!" Riku said crazily.
"Oh shit they both got sunburn." Sora sighed.
Sora, Kairi, all the members of organisation 13's ghosts, and me sat on the beach not kno-
"Your not supposed to be here too ass!"
Whatever Axel... Oh and when you get the chance, Fix that gay hair due of yours.
"What did you call my hair?" said Axel with flames in his eyes and fireballs in his hands. "Your going DOWN."
Fuck this. no wonder everyone got sunburn! Axels here! DUH!
"Bye Bye mister narrator guy" Kairi Laughed.
I hoped you learned something from this story. Never make fun of an ugly guy with gay hair! (still running form axel)
"WHAT WAS THAT! MOTHER FUCKER!"
(Screams like a little girl) Your probably gonna need a new narrator for the next episode! GOOD BYE CRUEL WORLD!