11:00 a.m.
Oh, FUCK ME!
I cannot believe this shit.
"Hello, Zell, you might remember that a few nights ago, you set me up. I'm somewhere in Garden. Find me and get me out of here by 12 noon or shit will hit the fan..."
FUCK! How do I do this? Think.... Look around all of these places. Maybe it's there.... FUCK! Maybe someone else has it....
11:05 a.m.
I have to get this back or Garden is doomed! SQUALL! SQUALL! I need to talk to you....
"No, man, I don't know about it."
Can I look around a little bit?
"Sure." Come on, come on, FUCK! Where could it be? Hmmm....
11:10 a.m.
SELPHIE! Help me out...
"What? Are you completely serious? I couldn't have it...why don't you try Irvine?"
Ah, that sounds realistic....come on, you stupid slow elevator, don't you know Garden's at risk?
11:15 a.m.
Irvine!
"DUDE! KNOCK BEFORE YOU COME DOWN HERE! I COULD'VE BEEN...IN THE ACT..."
"I already saw Selphie. Do you have the stuff?"
"Dude! I did, I gave it to your 'bitch' so that she'd give it back to you!"
"DON'T CALL HER A BITCH!"
"Dude, just go after her. Oh yeah, could you get some more? I mean, I have no ladies' companionship, my 'roommate' and some other person have been in there going at it too long...."
"fushururu...SUCK...ME...!"
"You Suck."
"fushururu...SUCK...ME...!"
"You Suck."
"fushururu...SUCK...ME...!"
"You Suck."
"Do you see, man? How can I expect a lady to come down to the skank-tuary with that going on?"
I see. Well, I'll try...Gotta go....
11:25 a.m.
"What do you mean, she's not here?"
"Sorry, Zell, but she doesn't get on until 3:00. If you need a message given, you should find her over in class..."
"No time! I need to hook with her right now for Garden's sake!" Where is she...?
11:27 a.m.
"Zell! I've got something for you..."
"I was just heading to the library! What do you have for me?"
"Irvine gave me something...said it was for you..."
"Thanks. Just out of curiosity, how did you get it from him?"
"You know. I was down in his 'bachelor pad...'"
"Oh. I see."
DAMMIT! Should I even do this now? Let the world suck me up...NO! I MUST! FOR GARDEN'S SAKE!
"I'll talk to you later..."
"Okay...(Did he even know I was joking)?"
Come on, Zell, run...
11:30 a.m.
"Zell! There's some hot dogs just off the grill at the cafeteria..."
Not now...the fate of the Garden rests in my hands now...Now I know how Squall felt...
Yes, I'm back at my dorm! Get my T-Board...
11:37 a.m.
"CHICKEN-WUSS! OFF THE BOARD!"
"THIS IS URGENT! GARDEN DEPENDS ON IT!"
Damn Disciplinary Committee with their stuff...Do they even know the danger? I have to get out of here...YES! Now to save Garden...Just to Balamb...
11:50 a.m.
Where is it, now? Isn't it by the Hotel? Come on...
11:53 a.m.
"Mom! I'm looking for..."
"You still don't remember? It's by the water!"
"Thanks!"
"Quick, scoot! It's for your own good! We'll talk afterwards..."
Yes...What time is it...11:55? I'll get there....
*THUD*
DAMMIT! MY T-BOARD! Now I'll have to run....
11:59:35 a.m.
It's in sight...nothing will stop me now...
It's almost noon...
There it is... what? It's changing? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! *Thud*
"YES! It's in!"
"Hi, Zell! welcome to Blockbuster. Will you be getting another video?"