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And also I do not own Naruto characters.
Hidan's Hotel
Chapter 1: The Meeting
Pein walked in the hideout slowly, but creepy. He made a half smile when he saw Konan sit across from Kisame. Pein hated Kisame. No one knew why though. Pein sat next to Konan and put his arm around her. Pein had a crush on Konan, but Konan was interested in Nagato, although they were the same person.
Konan moved Pein's arm back to his side and made a glare at him. "Idiot," She told him.
Itachi, Deidera, and Tobi came in. Deidera sat next to Konan, much to Tobi's annoyance. Tobi walked to the seat next to Deidera , but he pushed him to the seat down. Sasori then came and sat in between them.
Hidan and Kakuzu came in and sat next to each other, still bickering about failing to catch the nine-tailed fox. Hidan then moved and sat next to Itachi.
Itachi stared at Hidan, so Hidan moved down and sat next to Kisame. "I hate you Itachi" he whispered in his mouth.
Finally Zetsu came in and sat at the open spot. Pein rubbed his hands together and said, "We're having this meeting all together for the first time because our tailed beast catching isn't doing very well," Pein said with a frown on his face, "So me and Konan decided we should start a hotel! Right in the middle of Konaha." Pein smiled and started to look at everyone. He frowned. Everyone looked confused.
"A Hotel!" Hidan bellowed out to Pein. He got out of his chair and made a mad look in his eye. "You're saying we're starting a hotel! You have got to be kidding! First you pair me with the stupidest partner in the world, but now you want me work at this hotel!"
"Shut up Hidan!" yelled Deidera standing up, "I think building a hotel is an awesome! Right Sasori?" Deidera looked at Sasori. "Well, what do you think?" Sasori's face was blank.
"I'm fine with it, but there has to be a pool" Kisame pointed out. Itachi made a half smile. Kisame started to smile, "See, even Itachi wants to have a pool! Okay, since I thought of the pool I'm the lifeguard!"
"I wanted to be the lifeguard!" Zetsu's white side complained. The black side disagreed,"Well I want to be the doorman!" The white side roared with anger, "Lifeguard!" The black side groaned, "Let's be the doorman!"
Pein looked up. He shook his head because he was so annoyed. "YOU GUYS ARE BOTH THE CONCIERGE!" he shouted. The white and black side both agreed. Pein shook his head again. He stepped forward and slapped his hands together. "I'm the manager so I don't have to do the work. I each have a job for you. Kisame, you can be the lifeguard since you're basically half-shark! Zetsu, both of you should split apart and both are concierge's. Konan," Pein started to blush, "You get to pick what you want."
"I'll be the maid I guess," Konan responded. Konan rolled her eyes. She didn't know why Pein's treating her better than the others.
Pein continued, "Tobi, you're in charge of the front desk. You're good with people."
Zetsu's black side then interrupted, "Tobi is good with people!" The white side rolled his eye, "Of course he's good with people! Tobi's a good boy!"
Pein cleared his throat, "Okay you guys absolutely no interruptions. Hidan you're a-"
"WHAT! How come Konan gets to pick! I have to do what I tell you!" Hidan threw his chair at Pein. "I want to pick my job! I QUIT!" Hidan exited the hideout.
"Stupid idiot," Itachi muttered in his mouth. Sasori chuckled. Kakuzu stared at Pein. "I'll take his job!"
Pein shrugged his shoulders. "Fine! You can have Hidan's job. You're in charge of Ichiraku Ramen."
"Ichiraku Ramen? I loved that place! Me and Itachi visited it once but…Wait a minute? Why is Ichiraku ramen part of our hotel!" Kisame asked with anger.
"I bought it. Now can we please get back our job assignments? Sasori, you haven't talked at all! What do you want to be?" Pein quickly asked.
Deidera slapped his head with his mouth hand. "He gets to pick? I shouldn't have talked! While he's deciding, what's my job?"
Pein smiled and rolled his eyes "Well, you're the architect."
"Awesome," Deidera whispered.
"I got it!" Everyone stared at Sasori. "I'm the entertainment! Nice?" Sasori was nodding his head with a smile.
"You've gotten crazy ever since you turned yourself into a puppet!" Itachi smiled. Everyone stared at Itachi in shock.
"DID ITACHI JUST SMILE!" Kisame roared. Kisame started to laugh. "HAHAHAHAHA! Itachi and smiles put together, HAHAHAHAHAHA!" Everyone ignored Kisame.
Konan raised her hand.
Pein looked at Konan.
"Will Itachi get to pick his job? I personally think he'd be a great doorman. When Itachi opens that door everyone will stare at his eyes and Itachi will use his sharingan to make them want to stay here!" Konan said.
"That is brilliant idea!" Kakuzu answered.
"Yes." Itachi quickly said without his smile.
"Good thinking Konan. How'd you get this smart?" Kisame questioned.
Konan stared at Kisame with a mean look.
Pein interrupted, "So it's settled! I'm manager, Kisame's lifeguard, Tobi's front desk, Itachi's doorman," He cleared his throat, "Ahem, Sasori's the entertainment, Kakuzu's the restaurant owner, Deidera's our architect, Zetsu's the concierge, and Konan's our lovely maid!"
Konan rolled her eyes.
"Let's go!" Deidera shouted with a smile.