A/N: This was done by my 18 year old sister, and I had nothing to do with it. I thought it was hilarious, so if any of you think otherwise, then please no flames. It was just for fun, but hopefully you think this is as funny as I thought it was. Enjoy!

Twilight Parody!

Before baseball scene:

Bella just stepped into the shower. She felt the steam against her skin and the warm water slither down her back. She washed her body with her shower gel and decided to skip the shampoo and conditioner for her messy matted hair.

Just as she stepped out and felt the cool air surround her, Edward broke through the ceiling and tumbled onto the bathroom floor naked.

"Am I too late for the shower?" he whispered. Bella wrapped herself in a towel and stood in shock. Just as she opened her door to slip into her room, she realized Charlie was standing in the doorway from the commotion.

There was an awkward silence as Charlie's eyes glanced from Edward's shimmering naked skin to his daughter loosely wrapped in a towel.

Bella broke the silence, "Dad, this is Edward, my boyfriend."

Edward hopped like a spider monkey out of the gaping hole above and escaped. Bella threw on a baseball outfit and ran out the door.

Edward shoved a baseball cap on her head and they headed off to the field.

When they arrived Rosalie furiously tossed the ball to Bella. Before she could react, the baseball hit smack into her eyeball and she screamed in agony. Jasper followed with a raging baseball bat to the neck. Carlisle took his fist and shoved it into Bella's delicate nose. As blood spewed out, the Cullen family pounced on her bloody body and had a grand feast.

The Prom:

Bella recovered months later, just in time for the school dance. She was initially upset with the Cullens but decided to forgive and forget.

Bella stared at her scarred, bloody and torn skin underneath her skimpy, slut dress. She walked down the stairs ready to take pictures alone for her dad. Edward couldn't come for pictures due to the fact he had a warrant out for him.

Bella called for her dad and found him at the door next to Jacob trying to haul Billy up the stairs and into the house. Billy tumbled out of his wheelchair and hit the pavement hard.

"When are you installing a damn handicap ramp you dirty bastard?" He screeched.

Charlie kicked him on the ground again and cursed him for even raising his voice in his direction. Bella and Jacob took a few pictures and headed for the dance.

Hope you liked it :) As you can see, it was very OOC. After I read this, I was laughing so hard, that my stomach was in pain! Remember, please no flames! Review!

~Twilighters13

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