Set in the middle of Eclipse when Edward grudgingly lets Bella hang out with werewolves

Yeah I wished on a star and I still don't own twilight or any of Stephenie's characters. Hmm maybe I'll try blowing out some candles… nope, still didn't work. Hmm what else can I try?

Set in the middle of Eclipse when Edward grudgingly lets Bella hang out with werewolves. This is a one shot between Jake and Bella just for giggles.

"Jake, stop," I squealed. We were sitting in his small living room and he was tickling me into surrender. " Say it, you have to say it." " Fine, fine," I gasped. " Your older than me." We collapsed back onto his couch, his head on my shoulder. It was one of those moments that were comfortable and uncomfortable. It was comfortable because he was my own sun, the thing that kept me from spiraling off into unknown space when my whole world had disappeared. What made it uncomfortable was the fact that Jake wanted it to be so much more that it really was even though he knew it couldn't and wouldn't happen. A hitch in Jake's breathing caused me to glance up at him. Our eyes locked and he slowly moved his mouth towards mine. " Jake no," I protested, standing up. " I'm sorry," he apologized quickly, also standing up. I sighed. " Jake…" " I know, I know," he cut me off. " Let me make it up to you, come out with me tonight." " Just as friends." He had read the reluctance on my face. " Jake, I really can't, I promised I would go out to dinner with Edward tonight." " Please, I'll make the puppy dog face." " Ha that's funny you making a puppy dog face." " Huh?" "Oh yeah, werewolf duh," Jake laughed. " Well I do make a good puppy dog, I even know some tricks." " Oh, really?" " Yeah." " Ok fine, speak," Jacob 'barked.' " Ummm, roll over." Jake rolled all over the floor, taking up all but a small bit of space, and causing me to jump onto the couch to avoid falling. I was giggling at this point, but somehow managed to choke out my next command. " Play dead." Jacob turned around and when he faced me again he somehow had in fake vampire fangs. " Hello, my name is Edward Cullen," somehow managing to keep a straight face. I just gaped at him, before bursting into laughter. "Jake, that wasn't nice!" I tried to act stern. The cell phone that Edward makes me take every time I come over here, rang, cutting off his response. " Hello?" I tried to control my giggles. " Sorry to interrupt your fun love, but Alice says if we don't head out now we are going to miss our reservation," Edward's melodic voice came out of the tiny speaker, causing me to catch my breath for a different reason. I looked at Jake, he nodded, he had heard. ' Wow I really need to find friends without superpower hearing, it could get kind of annoying.' We headed out the door.

So this is just a stupid fun thing that my friend and I came up in music today. Thanks Chibi for helping me get the idea off the ground.

So you know the drill, if you feel like it. Also if you want me to make this into a series of funny one-shots with different characters.