I don't own One Piece. I wanted to do a pairing that doesn't come up often. If you don't like it don't read it.
Usopp was tensed up and shivering one the deck of the 1000 Sunny has Nami lied next to him breathing on his neck. He has no idea why but she was saying stuff about being his lover which scared him because she was probably doing this to punish him for something he did to her. He really wished they weren't the only ones on the ship. They docked at an island for supplies and he agreed to watch the ship. To his surprise she agreed to stay with him and was totally shock when they were all alone that she walks right up to him and whispers 'I love you' to him.
That caused him to fall on the deck in the condition he was in and Nami simply lays down next to him which makes things worse. "Nami, if I did something to make you mad I'm sorry. Please say that you kidding about loving me." he whined. Nami smiles at him and wraps her arm over his chest. "I'm not kidding. I'm a thief remember? Thieves steal want they want and what I want to steal is you." she says and kisses his neck. Usopp whimpers because he doesn't like Nami like this and he knew that if Sanji saw this he was going to place his foot up Usopp's ass.
"Nami, why would you choose me?" he asks hoping to get a good reason. "I'm a thief and you're a liar. We both dishonest people and that draws us together. Besides, being a thief means I'm very greedy. I take whatever I'm greedy for and you're that thing I'm greedy for." Nami replies, licks her lips. Usopp manages to get a hold of his body and gets up of the deck. He runs into the ship and goes straight into his room where he locks the door hoping to keep Nami out. "Okay, keep calm. This isn't like Nami to be like this. Maybe she's sick and thinks she loves me., or maybe she ate something that's missing up her brain. There's thinks that do that right?" Usopp talked to himself constantly trying to find a solution.
The door clicks and opens up to show a smiling Nami standing there much to Usopp's horror. "I'm a thief remember? Such locks like this aren't a problem at all for me to pick." she says, entering the room. "Shit! I forgot that!" cried Usopp. Without thinking he pulls out his slingshot and aims it at Nami. "Alright, I don't know who you are or what were doing here, but I know that you're not really Nami." he explains as boldly as he could which isn't much. Nami walks right up to him and puts a hand on his chest. "You're very brave no matter how much of a coward you are." she whispers into his ears. Usopp's arms turn to jelly and he drops his slingshot.
Nami grabs is overalls an flings him onto the bed where she gets on top of him. "I'm been wanting to steal you for myself for so long." she says intensely. She pulls off one of Usopp's straps, undoing it. Usopp whimpers in response. "Don't deny me what I want." Nami adds. She undoes the other strap and pulls down the overalls torso revealing Usopp's chest. She lies right on top of him, rubbing his body against hers. Usopp's whimpering comes to a halt as he gets this weird burning feeling inside him. "Is this...what it feels like to be in love?" he thinks. Without hesitation he kisses Nami on the lips and finds her to his liking.
"I love you too." he says without being afraid. Usopp and Nami basically got done with it right then and there. I won't go into the details but you should have an idea off what happened. When the rest of the crew got back that were shocked beyond believe upon seeing Nami and Usopp lying in the same bed. Course, Sanji was traumatized and couldn't generate the rage in order to place his foot up Usopp's ass.
That's the end. Read and Review please!