The Sleep In
By LunaAzul788
Summary:
The many incarnations of Link and Zelda go out for a fun camping trip. When the night falls and a certain terrified Zelda decides to sleep in with her Link, what could go wrong? Allegedly, a morning of a handful reactions.
Alternative Universe (AU)
AUTHOR'S NOTE:
It occurred to me that one of the most amusing instances in life is to be caught in the act of something that brings about an innuendo. Though humiliating for the victims, it bursts out a light-heart humor for the friends.
Then it happened. My imagination knocked on my knog and told me to create a story in a Legend of Zelda universe. I gladly complied, and thus the result was this story: 5 Links and Zeldas out in an exciting camping adventure until they all decide to hit the hay and wake up with varying reactions.
CHAPTER 1: Invited to a Camping Trip
Nothing much was going on in the lands of Hyrule or Skyloft. Demise and Ganondorf have been sealed away after all, and won't be coming back by sometime soon. This led our young Hero of Winds to call out to his other incarnations and initiate a camp-out. He did miss being in the forest after all.
Ocarina of Time
"Your highness! A letter for you has arrived. It appears to look like an invitation," OoT Impa told OoT Princess Zelda as she handed her the fine scented letter.
"Ooh… it does look fancy. Perhaps it's an invitation to another boring ball," the princess thought to herself as she claimed the letter. Though it appeared quite intricate, the handwriting surely was not.
"Hello dear Links and Princess Zeldas!
I'm really bored out here and I know you guys are too.
So I was thinking that if you guys have nothing better to do,
let's have a camping trip somewhere at Faron Woods!
I haven't been there, so I guess it'll be fun.
I'll be waiting for replies. Hope to see you guys!"
"Well! I must say, I have never gone out to Faron Woods. Come to think of it, I have not gone out anywhere! Curse this princess lifestyle," OoT Zelda murmured to herself. "I wonder if Link would come though. It would be a lot more fun with him around."
Suddenly as if by coincidence, OoT Link came by the princess' open door. "Well, I know it'd be more fun with me in it, too."
"Goodness Link! You scared royalty out of me," OoT Zelda said as she turned about from OoT Link's booming voice of self-exclamation. "Well we better start packing if we are to attend this activity…"
"Princess, quit being so formal. Around me, you can act casual and laid back…" A smirk then appeared on simpering face as he placed an arm around her. "If you know what I mean."
Ever so quickly, a painful fist bumped on OoT Link's head. "OW!" he said as he held the top of his head with both arms. OoT Zelda simply grabbed her travelling bag and passed by him.
"Well, THAT was informal," she remarked.
Oracle Series
Two youths played along the corridors of Hyrule castle. "TAG! You're it!" OS Link said as he tapped OS Zelda by the shoulder. "Run faster will 'yah Princess? I can't be IT for more than a minute!"
"Running in a dress is pretty hard, you know! Besides, I'm being careful," the princess proudly yet comically replied.
Suddenly, a maid came running by with letters in her hands. "Your highness! A letter for you and your hero has just arrived."
OS Link gave a teasing look at the princess. "Your hero, eh? Didn't know you liked me that much Zelda."
OS Zelda tried to reply with a death stare, yet failed miserably for she could not help but blush and chuckle. "You're everyone's hero, Link. Not only mine!"
"Awww come on. Quit the sweet talk and just tell me you like me!" OS Link continued quite immaturely and with no restraint.
The princess then glared. "Look… Are we going to read this letter or are you just going to carry on messing with me?"
This made the young hero give a light laugh. He sat nearer to the glaring princess then ripped open his letter. "Okay, let's just read it together? Shall we?"
Skyward Sword
A young girl dressed in pink flew gleefully in the skies on her majestic blue Loftwing. She had so much free time after the battle with Demise, that she planned to compensate those lost moments with her feathered friend. After a few hours of carefree flying, she decided to go and find out what her other best friend was up to.
She landed by the Knight Academy and knew that by this time, Link would still be sleeping. "Goddess, that guy could sure hibernate," she thought to herself.
As she walked towards the academy, a recognizable crimson Loftwing swooped down and dropped two enveloped letters from its beak. SS Zelda picked up the letters just as the Loftwing flew away.
"This could be important. One's for me, and most certainly the other is for Link," she told herself. "But what could this be? I better find it out with him."
SS Zelda knocked multiple times on the wooden door of SS Link's bedroom. She knew how much of a heavy sleeper her best friend is.
Just as he opened the door, a hyped up SS Zelda shook him by the shoulders. "Wipe the sleep off your eyes, Link! Look what I've got, letters for us! It must be important," she said in her usual cheerful tone.
SS Link invited her in and they opened the letter together simultaneously. They read through the invitation and felt a rush of excitement flow through their veins. "Cool! Another adventure! Here in Faron Woods!" SS Link exclaimed. "Yes, and with the others as well. How exciting!" SS Zelda said as she took SS Link's hands and jumped around his room with joy.
Twilight Princess
It was just another usual day in Ordon Village. The Hero of Twilight, though recognized of his great valiant deeds, decided to return awhile to his humble beginnings. However, he little did know that not for long, another adventure with the Princess of Hyrule awaits him.
Whilst sitting on the fence ledge watching the goats graze over the open meadow, a messenger approached him and handed him a quite fancy looking letter. "For 'ye Master Link. Looks pretty fancy! I bet it's from her highness."
The teasing messenger said as he gave TP Link a knowing wink. TP Link lightly chuckled as he thanked the man who went on his way. He opened the letter and skimmed through the poorly hand-written words. Sudden eagerness flowed through his veins; and with that, he brought the goats home and rushed to Hyrule Castle. "WW Link sure knows how to keep people awake and alive!" he thought.
Meanwhile stuck in the castle walls, the poker-faced princess skimmed through books in the grand library.
It was a long day and there was nothing more to do at all. She sighed as she had realized that she had read almost all those other interesting books during her previous past times. Just then we she considered of calling a certain hero and/or friend, the devil himself burst into the room seizing her attention.
"Oh, you're here," she said dryly. Link looked at her with a disbelieving smile. "Well, it looks like I certainly surprised you," he said with sarcasm. "You're the only girl I know whom never shows so much as a hint of emotion! Not even a smile? You know… I saved Hyrule and slayed Ganondorf and…" Link continued with his jabbering when he noticed TP Princess Zelda slowly approaching him. "You know what would make me smile?" she said as she moved closer and closer to the little prattle.
TP Link now felt quite nervous yet somewhat anticipated what might happen next. When the princess was only about an inch close to his face, he shut his eyes tight. Abruptly and unexpectedly, he felt a silk gloved finger touch his lips. He opened his eyes to see what was going on.
In front of him was still an expressionless TP Princess Zelda who then whispered the words, "Shhh… shut up."
TP Princess Zelda then backed away slowly from a seemingly petrified Link. As she looked at the scared stiff Hero of Twilight, she noticed the letter he was holding. "So, you were invited as well? Splendid," she said.
TP Link then shook of his numbness as he reacted to her comment. "Were you being sarcastic… or was that serious?"
The Princess of Hyrule looked down at her own copy of the letter, then with a small yet alluring smirk, glanced back at TP Link. "Well, what do you think?"