Disclaimer: J. K. Rowling owns this. I don't.
Note: This is a parody. That means there will be major OOCness. Have fun! Read, enjoy, review! That's what it all about! *sings*
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It was Valentine's Day at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardy. To say that the Great Hall was in complete chaos would be a major understatment. Pink and red heart balloons festooned the ceilings, the normally enchanted ceiling that looked like the sky was now a revolting shade of pink swirled with 'heart red'. Blarg.
And who did these little arangements? Yup. It was indeed Snape. Who would have guessed the normally sour teacher of Potions had a mushy heart? The Potions Master was currently on one knee proposing to Professor Sprout, the Herbeolgy teacher. (A/N: Argh! Horrible thought! I'm scaring myself silly writing this...)
Love was in the air. So was the way overpowering smell of perfume. The girls of each House seemed to have gotten together and shared their cosmetics. Red eyeshadow for the black haired girls, green for the brown haired girls, blue for the blondes, and purple for the brunettes.
Professor Sinastra had stars in her eyes as she accepted some rare moonflowers from the Forbidden Forest from Hagrid. Many students were gagging at the sight. More were gagging from the Snape and Sprout incident.
Harry and Draco both had swarms of rabid fangirls hanging all over them. For once, the Pride of Griffyndor and the Slimy Git of Slytherin were agreeing on something, they both would indeed need to transfer to a all-boys school temporarily during the holiday seasons in the future. Either that or run off to Tibet and become hermits.
Ron had his own crowd of girls hanging over him. Why you ask? Silly people. Everyone knows red-headed boys are cute.
The Patil twins, surprisingly enough, were hanging over Fred and George. The two pranksters were currently trying to escape them using all the tricks they knew. Poor boys, for despite their use of hidden corridors and secret panels, the girls still managed to find them no matter how hard they tried.
And what was the Headmaster doing on this day of love? Hiding in his office which he sealed up to escape from Professor McGonagall. (A/N: McGonagall scares me.)
Most boys and few girls were relieved the next day. Valentine's Day was a whole year away now. Much rejoicing was in the hearts of Harry, Draco, Ron, Fred, George, and other random cute guys who had their fair share of terror.
Finis.
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So...did ya like it? Hate it? Tell me! Ja ne!
Rosewhip
Note: This is a parody. That means there will be major OOCness. Have fun! Read, enjoy, review! That's what it all about! *sings*
%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%--I like borders...they're fun to do%$%$%$%
It was Valentine's Day at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardy. To say that the Great Hall was in complete chaos would be a major understatment. Pink and red heart balloons festooned the ceilings, the normally enchanted ceiling that looked like the sky was now a revolting shade of pink swirled with 'heart red'. Blarg.
And who did these little arangements? Yup. It was indeed Snape. Who would have guessed the normally sour teacher of Potions had a mushy heart? The Potions Master was currently on one knee proposing to Professor Sprout, the Herbeolgy teacher. (A/N: Argh! Horrible thought! I'm scaring myself silly writing this...)
Love was in the air. So was the way overpowering smell of perfume. The girls of each House seemed to have gotten together and shared their cosmetics. Red eyeshadow for the black haired girls, green for the brown haired girls, blue for the blondes, and purple for the brunettes.
Professor Sinastra had stars in her eyes as she accepted some rare moonflowers from the Forbidden Forest from Hagrid. Many students were gagging at the sight. More were gagging from the Snape and Sprout incident.
Harry and Draco both had swarms of rabid fangirls hanging all over them. For once, the Pride of Griffyndor and the Slimy Git of Slytherin were agreeing on something, they both would indeed need to transfer to a all-boys school temporarily during the holiday seasons in the future. Either that or run off to Tibet and become hermits.
Ron had his own crowd of girls hanging over him. Why you ask? Silly people. Everyone knows red-headed boys are cute.
The Patil twins, surprisingly enough, were hanging over Fred and George. The two pranksters were currently trying to escape them using all the tricks they knew. Poor boys, for despite their use of hidden corridors and secret panels, the girls still managed to find them no matter how hard they tried.
And what was the Headmaster doing on this day of love? Hiding in his office which he sealed up to escape from Professor McGonagall. (A/N: McGonagall scares me.)
Most boys and few girls were relieved the next day. Valentine's Day was a whole year away now. Much rejoicing was in the hearts of Harry, Draco, Ron, Fred, George, and other random cute guys who had their fair share of terror.
Finis.
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So...did ya like it? Hate it? Tell me! Ja ne!
Rosewhip