~ Hit and Run: YYH Style ~

Disclaimer: I do not own YYH or any of its characters. I own this story though. YAH!

Chapter One: AH! Run!

One day as the gang sat on the porch. They watched kids pass by on bikes, scooters, and kids on foot. As Atsuko arrived home from buying usual beer, vacoa, cigarettes, and wine. Yusuke asked what she had got him. As she throws it to him she laughed. Yusuke was stunned. HAHA Urameshi you got a bone! Everyone laughs in unison. Yusuke snapped out of it and hit Kuwabara with his fist right in the face. Kurama laughed following everyone in unison even Kuwabara. As Atsuko walked in the house she put the groceries on the counter. Yusuke! Come here boy! What Old Lady! Come here! One second! Now! All right! Jeez! As Yusuke walked into the house to find a dozed off Atsuko lying on the floor. Huh! Yusuke thought. She told me to come within two seconds she drugged and passed out. WEIRD he thought. As Yusuke left and went outside.

What was all that about Urameshi? Kuwabara asked. Oh! Nothing really Yusuke signed. Yusuke tell us Kurama pleaded. Well as soon as I went in there within seconds I see lying my mom drugged and passed out empty bottles on the floor. Kuwabara got an idea. Guys I got an idea Kuwabara said. Wow dumb ass has an idea Hiei said. What is it everybody said in unison? Well Yusuke how much money does your mom have, hm about 80 bucks Yusuke said? Do you still have that fake i.d. from 1st grade when we said we were 17 to sneak into The Texas Chainsaw Massacre? Yes why Kuwabara Yusuke asked. Man that movie still gives me the creeps. Well I was thinking we could get some beer and party at my house Kuwabara said. I like that idea Hiei said at once. Um I'm okay with it Kurama said. Everyone looks at Yusuke. All right well do it Yusuke said. Yusuke walked in the house got his wallet and his moms money. They left the street and drove to the liquor store.

As they drove in Hiei's Jaguar they drove down the corner. So Hiei when did you get your license asked Kurama. Haha I didn't. Aw your telling me were driving in a car with no license and were going to be under age drinking. Yes Kuwabara said! Oh boy, I hope we don't get caught Kurama choked. As they arrived at Beer hut. Hiei parked the car smashing two cars. They got out. They walked into the store being stopped by a security guard. Let me see your i.d. All right Yusuke said smiling. Pulling out his wallet reaching into it and pulling the i.d. out. Let me see it the security guard asked. Okay Yusuke said handing it to her. Um so your 25. Yes and them. Oh them there my brothers, were quads. Oh then I guess you guys can go. Yes they all said in unison. As Kurama got the kart. They started filling the cart with Budd Light, Corona, Budd Weiser, Saint Johns, and tons of other beers. They went to the counter and were i.ded again then they left to their car and drunk all the beer. As soon as it was gun. Hiei dunking most of it got in the drivers seat wobbling following the other wobblers. Hiei pulled out hit Kuwabara. Ah! Kuwabara screamed. STOP! Hiei hit the brake. Kuwabara got in.

As Hiei drove down the street hitting many people. They were being followed. As they hit a boy. Ah! We hit a boy. No! Cops are chasing us. GO GO GO Yusuke screamed. Hiei driving smashing many things down. Kurama saying keep on going right! Just drive Hiei Kuwabara screamed. Ah! Kuwabara sucking his thumb. I want my mommy. As Hiei was surrounded by cop cars. He had no choice to stop. As all the cops went in all directions of they're cars loading their guns.

A/N: Well how did you like it? Thank you. Please R&R. Thanks!