The Mudkip Caper by Tool Man
Last week, when I was shitting in the lavatory, a dirty mudkip came in through my open window. To my surprise the mudkip immediately jumped on the toilet and bounced right over the sink, knocking over the glass of juice that I had poured earlier.
The mudkip then ran into the kitchen where it over turned the potato that was sitting on the stove.
After 69 minutes of chasing the mudkip through the house I finally caught it and put it outside. The mudkip quickly climbed the nearest tree.
The End