Dislcaimer- Sadly I don't own the Gaze boys :(.
A/N-What compelled me to write this? Evil plot bunnies who have been stalking my dreams...yes. I dreamt these things. Insane right? Anyway, the following are all my pathetic attempts at humor that I'm hoping you don't completely hate.
Another A/N- I love the GazettE and none of the following are meant to offend them or there fans ^_^. Please enjoy
Ruki- No! I don't want to stop here! It's dirty and gross!
Uruha-So is you're face but you still show it! I don't give a damn how you feel about it! I'm tired and hungry!
Aoi-*Slam's book on desk* I'm fucking hungry! *turns to Ruki* If you don't like it, don't eat! *Turns to Uruha* Shut the fuck up! You're an ass to everyone around you! Would it kill you to attempt to understand the other persons point of view? *looks at the both of them* God! Can't you guys stop going for each others dicks every two minutes! *Storms into the Bed and Breakfast*
Uruha- -_-*
Ruki- O/O
Reita-Damn
Kai- Amen!
Reita-What? Pineapple and Ham!
Ruki-Ew! Who the hell wants to eat that? Pepperoni and Banana peppers.
Uruha-Of course Ruki want's to eat the one with the word Banana in it...
Ruki-*stands up* What the hell is that supposed to mean?
Aoi-How about plain cheese?
All- Hell no!
Aoi-Screw you guys then! *walks away angrily* *Passes Kai whos just walking in*
Kai- *Confused* What's wrong with him?
Ruki-He suggested the nastiest pizza in the world!
Kai-Anchovies?
Uruha- No! anchovies are delicious!
Ruki- No they're not! That's disgusting.
Uruha- Bitch! *tackles Ruki*
Ruki- Rape! * bites Uruha*
Reita & Kai- *look at each other.* *Sigh and then tries to break up Ruki and Uruha*
Aoi-*Walks in eating pizza* What's up guys?
Ruki- *grabs him by shirt collar* Where'd you get that?
Aoi- *smirks* I orderderd it while you guys were bitch fighting.
Uruha- Is it anchovie?
Aoi- O_o. Ew! No, of course it isn't! It's cheese!
All- *groan*
Kai-*Is getting out of shower* *hums quietly*
Ruki- *opens bathroom door with head phones in and eyes closed*
Kai-! What the hell Ruki? Don't you knock?
Ruki- *starts violently head banging and dancing strangely*
Kai- What the hell? Am I being punked? *looks around as he pulls on towel.*
Ruki-* takes off his head phones* *see's Kai* AAAAGH! *screams shrilly* Why are you naked?
Kai- *jumps a little* Why didn't you knock?
Ruki- You're trying to seduce me aren't you?
Kai- What? No, no Ruki you came in he-!
Ruki- No Kai say no more! *tackles Kai* I love you too
Kai- O_O Ruki what the hell are you doing?
Ruki-*kisses Kai*
Aoi- *Walks past bathroom and glances in.* *keeps walking* O_O? *rewinds* Holy shit guys?
Kai-*breaks away* Aoi? It's not what you think!
Aoi- *smirks* Can't you guys keep the door shut? *closes door*
Kai- Nooo! Aoi help! *is cut off by Ruki's lips* on second thought...this is cool too *kisses back*
Reita- *is reading book*
Kai- *walks in* Hey
Reita-*ignores him*
Kai- fine. Be like that!
Reita-*Sighs* what?
Kai-I'm not telling now!
Reita- ...
Kai-...
Reita-...
Kai-Fine I'll tell you!
Reita- I don't wanna know now
Kai-You bastard! *storms out*
Aoi- *is sitting on counter* That was sadistic. You need help.
Reita-Says the guy who locked Ruki in a closet and insisted that he had to admit he was gay in order to come out.
Aoi-Touche'
Uruha-*is playing poker with Aoi* *smiles stupidly* look Aoi! It's my pokerface!
Aoi-You dumbass. You're not supposed to tell your opponent what your pokerface looks like!
Uruha- Oh! *Pouts*
Aoi- what is it now?
Uruha-I'm not sad! It's my new pokerface!
Aoi- Damnit Uruha! You told me again!
Reita-Oh just give it up Aoi, he's not going to learn it! That's like Ruki learning how to be observant
Aoi-Very true. Maybe Uruha and Ruki should play together?
Reita- Good idea. RUKI!
Ruki- *comes down stares* *whiny voice* what?
Aoi-Play poker with Uruha
Ruki-Why?
Reita-Just do it
Ruki- Fine! *sits down*
**two hours later**
Uruha- *Very intense smile on face*
Ruki-* is staring at cards*
Reita-That worked well
Aoi-Told ya ^_^
Ruki- Guys look what I can do! *flips microphone repeatedly*
Uruha- That's nothing! Watch this! *spins around in circles with guitar behind head, while playing it*
Kai-...
Reita-...
Aoi-You're both retarded.
Ruki-*accidently releases microphone* *it hits Uruha in nose*
Uruha-Ow! *Accidently releases guitar* *it hits Ruki in shoulder*
Both-*roll around on floor clutching their injured limbs*
Aoi, Reita, & Kai-*try not to laugh*-_O *look again* xD *roll around on floor clutching stomachs*
Uruha- *Is eating Mconalds*
Aoi- Le gasp! Uruha do you know what's in that burger?
Uruha- *swallows* Meat..?
Aoi- Not really! *lists all of the nasty ingrediants in McDonalds Burgers*
Uruha- That's nasty! *get's up and walks away*
Aoi- *watches him go* hehe, sucker! *eats rest of burger*
Ruki- *runs inside looking frantic* Kai where's Reita?
Kai- I don't know? I think he went to the grocery store..
Ruki- *stamps foot* NOOO! I need him for something!
Kai-uh...okay? *goes back to magazine.*
Reita- *walks in carrying grocery bags* Uruha? I got your damn Milk!
Ruki- *spins around* Reita!
Reita- Ruki?
Ruki-Reita! *tackles him causing grocery bags to fall to floor*
Reita- Ruki?
Kai-...Kai!
Uruha- What are guys doing? I keep hearing names shouted and it's making Aoi laugh really hard! Oh hey! Milk! *picks up milk and walks away*
Kai- *looks at Reita and Ruki who are kissing passionately on the floor* Um..Hello?
Both- *Aren't listening. Reita is now shirtless*
Kai- Seriously? What the hell! *Ruki's pants are coming off* *Kai shrieks and throws magazine at Reita's head* Aoi help! *runs out of room*
Reita-*Is listening to music*
Uruha- *walks in and turns it off* Reita I need your help
Reita- -_-* what?
Uruha- *deep breath* IneedtotelltherestoftheguysI'mgay
Reita-...What? A little slower Uru?
Uruha-Reita...I'm gay. How do I tell the guys?
Reita- You don't have to
Uruha- Why not?
Reita- Turn around
Ruki-*Is standing against the wall behind Uruha*
Aoi-*Is leaning in doorway with Kai at shoulder* Good for you Uruha
Uruha- *faints*
Kai- O_O Is he okay?
Aoi- Who cares?
All-Yea true *walk away leaving Uruha on floor*
(A/N)-Ok I'm sorry. I know that wasn't funny but...I just had to write it! Could be upcoming chapters, might not? Be on your toes! As always, reviews would be lovely.