Masaomi x Seasoned Ketchup
There it was. Sitting on the table, looking at Masaomi with those flirty eyes that made the blond wanna take off all his clothes and grind against it. Masaomi licked his lips in anticipation for what was about to happen next. Everyone was out busy at Izaya's twerking party so he had the house to himself. Slowly, he began to take of his white hoodie- showing off his, surprisingly, muscular chest. Then, he slid his pants off with his boxers in one swift motion.
"Oh my darling, how I want you in me so bad."
Masaomi groaned as his miniature dick was getting super hard just by looking at the bottle. Seasoned Ketchup-Chan blushed like a kawaii school girl when he saw the way Masa-Chan was looking at him.
"I love you forever and always Masa-Chan. Please take me. If anyone is going to take my virginity I want it to be you."
Masaomi tip toed on his way home, not meaning to wake saki. He placed the now defiled bottle of seasoned ketchup in the fridge, he bit his lip in despair but he knew he must let what he loves go for how could he face saki. "Soon...my love." he choked as he closed the door to the fridge. He then snuck into bed next to Saki and Saki grabbed his schlonger ding donger and gasped at the red substance on her hands. "Is this blood?!" She said sitting up. Masaomi looked away, ashamed she found out about his affair. "No...it's SEASONED ketchup." He said shamefully. "MASAOMI WHY IN IKEBUKURO IS THERE KETCHUP ...THERE?". Masaomi got up and placed his coat on with a straw hat. "I'm in love and that is why I'm leaving you. This seasoned ketchup is spicing up my love life in ways I didn't know possible, goodbye." And with that the seasoned ketchup bottle arrived at the corner, red tears in its eyes. "Masaomi-kun!" It cried. The bottle of seasoned ketchup picked up Masaomi bridal style and jumped out of the window. Saki cried, soon living the life of a widow for she had her love fall victim to the spicy love of another woman.