Luffy was being, well, a Luffy when he saw his hella hot bf LAW walking by and flung himself over and fell on Law, trapping him.
"Hello daddy~" Luffy whispered seductively in Law's ear.
Law blushu blushued at Luffy-Chan. "dADDY?" He asked.
"Yes Law-Kun-Desu-Ne, you are my daddy. Pls feed me thy cummies." Luffy-Chan-Kun-Sama puted ;3; like a child wanting dem cummies.
"But Luffy-Sama-Kun-Desu-Ne, we are in front of Ace-San-Kun-Chan and Zoro-Moss-Child wHAT IF THEY PUT IT ON PORN HUB!?"
"LET THEM PUT IT ON PORN HUB DADDY I WANT TO BE A PORN STAR! TELL ME I'M YOUR LITTLE PRINCESS!" Luffy started to throw a fit like a child.
Law's blushu blushu got worse. "WHY DO I HAVE TO GIVE YOU THE CUMMIES!? WHY DON'T YOU ASK USSOP!?" He yelled in embarrassment as his kokoro went doki doki.
"Ussop doesn't give me cummies like you do. His nose gets in the way and he's not my daddy!" Luffy argued.
"WHY AM I YOUR DADDY!?"
"BECAUSE I CANT FEEL MY FACE WHEN IM WITH YOUUUUUUUUU"
"WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN!?"
So... This happened... I am so sorry... Not really... i REGRET NOTHING!