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Remnant's Roadie
Doviculus slain, Ophelia saved, and this Brutal world brought it's deserved freedom. Eddie Riggs was jamming to some Def Leopard, cruising, smiling over a job well-done. However a roadie's work is never done, as he hit the boost to hit a ramp for some sick airtime. Fate was working to have our heavy metal dude, thrown into the fray once again.
"Ahhhhh, mother fucking, piece of shit!", Eddie swore aloud as the turbo crapped out on him at the worst time. The Druid Plow, in all of its glory, was not ready to eat stone, and eat stone it did. The crash left Eddie unconscious, and bleeding. Some blood dribbled into the mouth of his belt buckle, the symbol of Ormagoden, the eternal fire beast. Unlike last time however, a mere portal opened, and he slipped through, his back crashing onto a yard stone surface. The wrecked Druid Plow's armored hood collapsed on his chest, acting as an impromptu blanket, for his nap.
The sun began rising on Vale, shining through the grand halls of Beacon. We join local blonde knight, Jaune Arc, in a jog through Beacon's courtyard. He was busy listening to a strange form of music he found browsing his scroll. His earbuds blaring, he didn't notice Eddie sleeping underneath what to him looked like a new bench, he popped a squat for a break.
Eddie, felt a new pressure on his chest, and looked up seeing some, kid sitting on his cars hood, or what was his hood. "Hey blondie, ass off the wheels, er what is left of the wheels!", he yelled causing Jaune to hop off.
"I'm sorry, please don't hurt me!", Jaune yelped in fear.
Eddie, lifted himself up and popped his back, "Eh no harm done kid.". He overheard some of the music from the kid's headphones. "Loneliness of the Long Distance Runner huh? Classic Maiden." , he stated as he looked around. "Hey kid, where am I?".
Jaune looked over who he assumed was a huntsman, the oversized battle axe seemed to fit that, but the guitar was a strange addition as he answered "Uhhh you're in Beacon Academy. I'm Jaune by the way.". He extended his hand with a goofy smile, "Jaune Arc, short, sweet, rolls off the tongue, the ladies love it.", he finished.
Eddie took his hand happily, "Eddie Riggs, roadie's my trade, and recently hunting demons is my game.". 'Nice kid, reminds me a lot of Lars, but, less mopey.', Eddie thought.
It was then their nice meeting was interrupted by a clearing of a throat. They turned to a slightly wary Ozpin and Glynda Goodwitch aiming her riding crop at Eddie.
Eddie thought, 'Fucking perfect. I trade demon BDSM nuns, for a teacher with a dominatrix fetish.'. Needless to say, things are about to get whack for our Brutal hero.
A/N: This is an awesome idea I had literally 2 hours ago. So I made sure to get it started.
Essentially, this is a crossover of the game Brutal Legend and RWBY.
If you don't know about Brutal Legend I'll give you a quick summary. Dude voiced by Jack Black, Eddie Riggs. Travels through time to the future, where through a chain of events and badass music, he saves the last humans of the settlement Bladehenge by taking them on tour to destroy some freaky demons.
Oh, I will not be stopping Jaune Arc: Bearer of the Curse, but this story is just easier to write, because of it's more comedic tone.
Yeah that's about it. The rest will be explained through this story. Hopefully you guys enjoy, leave a review or P.M. any questions or complaints! Until next time!
-Nexus out