The Thing With the Stuff
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or affiliated characters, nor do I own the RIGHTS to Legolas (but I won't say I don't own him).
Legolas continued walking, laughing to himself at what Gimli said. But he told himself to pay more attention to his surroundings, he needed to keep watch over Frodo, and he didn't really trust Boromir, he seemed weak.
He blinked, and suddenly- the forest changed, a thing with stuff walked up to him.
"You should leave this place, the edge of the dark forest is no place for a muggle," warned the centaur.
"Muggle?" asked Legolas "What exactly is a muggle?"
"It'd be in your best interests to go back to where you came from!" he was getting annoyed, "See that old condemned building over there? It' s the last place you should be, now go!"
"I see a marvelous castle and a tiny shack, both of which look incredibly strong, and, well, not condemned. Where is this condemned building? Am I missing something? How do I get back to Middle-Earth? What are you!?!?!?!?" Legolas totally interrogated the centaur.
"I am a centaur, and if you see a castle than you must be a wizard, and I cannot help you , but if I were you I would approach the castle with caution and look for a man named Dumbledore."
"I'm an elf not a wizard! Look at the ears!"
"Nonsense, your far too tall, your ears are too small, and about 10,000 other things!"
Just then, Dobby walked by, "See that's an elf, a house elf"
"I don't like you, trying to confuse me with a disfigured hobbit isn't nice, but yes let's all make fun of the poor disoriented elf, it'll be fun!"
It was a saturday afternoon at Hogwarts, Albus Dumbledore decided to get a breath of fresh air outside, Legolas spotted him.
"Is that...Gandalf?" He thought.
At the exact same time, half of a couple, walking hand-in-hand lazily, looked up.
"Who's that man?" Hermione asked Ron, "Is that- no couldn't be Legolas, he's not real, that was just a dream, or is this another dream?"
"Hermione, sweetie, I've got 3 questions for you: one, are you feeling all right? two, Who is this Legolas guy? three, are you dreaming about other men?"
"Legolas is a fictional elf in the books about the thing with the stuff. I feel fine, and it was just dream!!!" with that she shoved The Fellowship of the Ring into Ron's stomach, and ran up to Legolas screaming his name. Ron, opened the book, and began to read it, following his girlfriend slowly.
A confused Legolas looked up at the insane female human who seemed to know him.
"Legolas!LEGOLAS!LEGOLAS!!!" shouted Hermione as her arms flailed about. She was usually rather graceful, but running while flagging down fictional elves was not her strong point, and, well, she looked somewhat totally ridiculous.
She caught up to him and held out her hand, "I'm Hermione Granger, and you are Legolas Greenleaf and see that red-haired pinhead over there,that is my boyfriend Ronald Weasley."
"And how exactly do you know my name?" The poor disoriented elf asked.
"You know the books about the thing with the stuff"
"Oh that helps! So, what does that mean?"
Ron finally caught up to them, "Look it's a book! And I'm reading it!! And it's interesting!!!"
Legolas looked at Hermione, then at Ron then back again, and back about 20 times. It boggled his mind how somebody who seemed so smart would like somebody so, well, not! That's the race of man for you. "I was told to find a MR. Dumbledore. Can you help me find him?"
Okay, a whole lot more to come, I know it's bad, if you don't like it, stop reading. Chap 2 will be up soon.
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or affiliated characters, nor do I own the RIGHTS to Legolas (but I won't say I don't own him).
Legolas continued walking, laughing to himself at what Gimli said. But he told himself to pay more attention to his surroundings, he needed to keep watch over Frodo, and he didn't really trust Boromir, he seemed weak.
He blinked, and suddenly- the forest changed, a thing with stuff walked up to him.
"You should leave this place, the edge of the dark forest is no place for a muggle," warned the centaur.
"Muggle?" asked Legolas "What exactly is a muggle?"
"It'd be in your best interests to go back to where you came from!" he was getting annoyed, "See that old condemned building over there? It' s the last place you should be, now go!"
"I see a marvelous castle and a tiny shack, both of which look incredibly strong, and, well, not condemned. Where is this condemned building? Am I missing something? How do I get back to Middle-Earth? What are you!?!?!?!?" Legolas totally interrogated the centaur.
"I am a centaur, and if you see a castle than you must be a wizard, and I cannot help you , but if I were you I would approach the castle with caution and look for a man named Dumbledore."
"I'm an elf not a wizard! Look at the ears!"
"Nonsense, your far too tall, your ears are too small, and about 10,000 other things!"
Just then, Dobby walked by, "See that's an elf, a house elf"
"I don't like you, trying to confuse me with a disfigured hobbit isn't nice, but yes let's all make fun of the poor disoriented elf, it'll be fun!"
It was a saturday afternoon at Hogwarts, Albus Dumbledore decided to get a breath of fresh air outside, Legolas spotted him.
"Is that...Gandalf?" He thought.
At the exact same time, half of a couple, walking hand-in-hand lazily, looked up.
"Who's that man?" Hermione asked Ron, "Is that- no couldn't be Legolas, he's not real, that was just a dream, or is this another dream?"
"Hermione, sweetie, I've got 3 questions for you: one, are you feeling all right? two, Who is this Legolas guy? three, are you dreaming about other men?"
"Legolas is a fictional elf in the books about the thing with the stuff. I feel fine, and it was just dream!!!" with that she shoved The Fellowship of the Ring into Ron's stomach, and ran up to Legolas screaming his name. Ron, opened the book, and began to read it, following his girlfriend slowly.
A confused Legolas looked up at the insane female human who seemed to know him.
"Legolas!LEGOLAS!LEGOLAS!!!" shouted Hermione as her arms flailed about. She was usually rather graceful, but running while flagging down fictional elves was not her strong point, and, well, she looked somewhat totally ridiculous.
She caught up to him and held out her hand, "I'm Hermione Granger, and you are Legolas Greenleaf and see that red-haired pinhead over there,that is my boyfriend Ronald Weasley."
"And how exactly do you know my name?" The poor disoriented elf asked.
"You know the books about the thing with the stuff"
"Oh that helps! So, what does that mean?"
Ron finally caught up to them, "Look it's a book! And I'm reading it!! And it's interesting!!!"
Legolas looked at Hermione, then at Ron then back again, and back about 20 times. It boggled his mind how somebody who seemed so smart would like somebody so, well, not! That's the race of man for you. "I was told to find a MR. Dumbledore. Can you help me find him?"
Okay, a whole lot more to come, I know it's bad, if you don't like it, stop reading. Chap 2 will be up soon.