My Way Or The Highway

I do not own Naruto or any of the Characters I have borrowed for my story. If I did I would be rich and would not be writing stories about my favorite anime. =D

Rated: Pg-13 I'm going to try and keep the M language to a minimum.

This take place after Karin was taken back to the Hidden Leaf Village for questioning. After the whole Sasuke almost killing her on the bridge, and her being saved then carried to the village by Kakashi. I just loved that part in the manga where she was being interrogated , she was giving a sad story about her life, then when Ibiki didn't buy it, she gave up and wanted food first before being questioned any further. Smart lady indeed. So this is my take on how it went. P.S. This is not a romance by any means. I don't think they go together that well, but something tells me someone is going to challenge me on that one. ;D

My Way Or The Highway

Chapter 1: Your Such a Jerk

The chair groaned, as Ibiki Morino sat back with his arms crossed, his large frame almost tipping the chair back onto two legs. Usually being almost 6 foot 4' and 200 pounds of pure muscle, made it easy for him to be intimidating, most of the time he was intimidating without even trying. He was after all, the Torture and Interrogation master of the Hidden Leaf. He was known all over for his methods of extracting information from enemies. Hell, half of the time he didn't even need to use his size or strength to get the prisoners, rogues and criminals to talk. He was also a master mind at using psychology, he knew how the human brain worked. He knew how to get information without even lifting a finger. And when it came down to it, he did enjoy the challenges of breaking prisoners. Hell, some days he loved his job. But of course this, isn't one of those days.

He sat there with a glare on his face, that would usually make anyone nervous, as his obsidian eyes pierced threw their soul. But today that look didn't even seem to phase this prisoner. He had been with this one for about forty-five minutes, and well, it was beginning to get on his nerves. This prisoner was one of the very few to not be phased by him. And when I mean few, it really is few like in the handful of people few. It seemed if things kept going in this direction, he would be using the Torture Room today. And that put a smirk on his face, well because so far they had gotten nowhere with this prisoner. She always seemed to have the upper hand on them. Not only with the rest of the interrogation team, but with Ibiki himself. And with Ibiki, he always took this personally. This prisoner may have the upper hand now, but when he gets the upper hand, they were in trouble.

Karin sat in the chair across from the man, that she dubbed in her head "The Giant Jerk", eating the food that she requested from the ANBU black ops. As a trade for some information on Kabuto and Sasuke. Hell, if they wanted something from her, she wanted something in return. Plus she hadn't eaten since her rescuers from this village, saved her from an even bigger jerk, her ex-leader, Sasuke Uchiha. Her rescuers had stopped for some Dango on the way back to the village, she was lucky that they were generous, and bought her something to eat. Now thinking back, Dango sounded pretty good right now. She smiled as she took another mouthful, of all the times to be thinking about Dango, this had to be it. After all she was in an interrogation room with four ANBU, two jonin and The Giant Jerk, whose ego is probably bigger then this room.

She looked up to see the huge man glaring at her. She smiled sweetly at him, of course knowing this would irritate him. She really hated guys like him. They always seem to think their better then everyone else, just because their bigger and stronger. She spent years training to be able to prove to herself and the people she fought she wasn't weak. And to be intimidating to others at her size was quite an accomplishment, it got her a top job working for Orochimaru, and the praise she wanted. And of course the bragging rights of being one of Orochimaru's trusted guards. But for a guy like him it took no effort, she was half the size he was. He had used his size to try and intimidate her twice already. Both times she didn't let on that she was intimidated at all, although the second time she was sure he was going to jump over that table and strangle her. And with her injuries she knew she wouldn't be able to react in time to do anything about it. She stopped chewing and took a sip of her herbal tea...

She immediately spit it out, making it spray all over the table, and not to mention all over the giant jerks clothing and his black leather jacket. She stood up and threw the cup against the wall shattering it into pieces. Which made all the ninja's in the room spring into action. She ended up with her hair in someone fist pulling her head back, a sword to the side of her neck and the back of her legs, kunai to her thighs and left arm, everyone had a hold of everyone of her limbs. But the one who made her mad the most was the giant jerk, whose one hand was almost wrapped around her whole neck squeezing lightly on her throat, while his other held her arm high in the air, almost with enough strength to lift her off of the ground, if she want's being held by the others.

Karin tried to move with all she had, yeah, and it did nothing. What seemed like hours was only like 30 seconds before she yelled spitting venom in her words at Ibiki. "YOU TRIED TO F-ING POISON ME YOU BASTARDS!" With that she tried to move her arm to free herself of his grasp to hit him. And yet it did nothing, but send shock waves of pain threw her body. She cried out in pain and her body's lost all strength, if they weren't holding on to her, she would of hit the ground. "Let her down easily!" Ibiki commanded. They all set her down on the ground. Ibiki bent down and grabbed her chin forcing her to look at him in the eye. "This is the last time, and only time, we will let you down easily." His words were almost whispered, but filled with a deadly undertone "Next time you will be lucky to leave this room alive." Karin winced and tried to pull away from his hand that squeezed her face with each word that came out of his mouth. Once he let her go she glared at him "YOU TRIED TO POISON ME! LIKE WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?"

Karin stood up. "You know you deserved that!" As she waved a hand at his tea covered clothes. "You tried to poison me! I was going to co-operate as much as I could, and you turn around and do something sneaky like that! I thought you people were supposed to be, well nice or something, after all I'm giving you information! You guys are assholes, you know that?" She picked up her chair that had been knocked over in the scuffle and sat down. She angrily sat straight with her legs crossed at the knee, she crossed her arms and let her fingers tap on her elbows in annoyance. Ibiki grabbed the other chair he had been sitting in, and moved it right in front of her and sat down, making their knees touch. She glared at him then pushed her chair backwards to put distance in between them, but he shifted his chair closer to her once more. When she moved her chair back for a second time it moved a bit then stopped short almost making the chair topple backwards, Ibiki had hooked the chair with his foot.

He leaned forward so he was in her face and whispered "We didn't try to poison you, it was a truth serum. Because I don't feel the need to play any of the games you may have up your sleeve. I can tell your used to getting your way, and maybe anything you want. Well this is my turf and your brat like behavior will not be tolerated here. I will get the information out of you one way or another. I am making you my personal prisoner until I do so." His face contorted into a sadistic smile. Karin tried not to let on she was actually scared and on top of that, she was too close to the giant jerk. "So let's start this session now" With that out of nowhere the ANBU to her side, had shoved something into the side of her neck. And the world turned black...

There we have it fans! The first chapter in a mini series! Review Review Review! Lol Hope you enjoyed this! ^_^