Funny Story
Fred: Hey George I heard Dumbledore fart the other day.
George: No way he does not fart.
Fred: Yea he does he rose like 4 feet in the air. And then he went to open the window. I wonder why?
George: I don't care what you say he does not fart.
Fred: He does too.
George: I'll Herm here she knows everything. (Turning to Hermione.)
Hey Herm do you think that Dumbledore farts?
Hermione: Ewww your nasty George. (She moves to a different table.)
George: Is that a no? (No response.)
Fred: Hey look at that bug near Dumbledore's ass.
George: It's laying down a microphone.
Fred: I bet you it's Rita Skeeter she's on to him like I am.
George: Fred don't try anything.
BOOM
20 years into the future. On a farm girl waits for her blind date. While two old men, and two young men sit in rocking chairs on a porch.
Old Fred: Oh, I'm so old I think that I broke my back this morning.
Old George: If you broke your back you couldn't be walking around like that.
Young Fred: We never should have done that…
Young George: WE?!? You mean you. If YOU didn't change that microphone that Rita Skeeter put down into a candle WE wouldn't have be banished into the future.
Young Fred: It's NOT MY fault.
Now this girl turns out to be Hermione Granger. She was waiting for her blind date to come.
Hermione: (thinking) Where is he? He's late. Oh look here comes a man that needs directions. Oh my gosh he's blind. Look at that cute dog he has.
Blind Man: Hello, are you Hermione Granger?
Hermione: Why yes I am, do you need directions or something?
Blind Man: No I'm where I need to be…(silence)…I'm your date. Robert Tang.
Hermione: Oh! Hi.
Blind Man-Robert Tang: Yes hello, I thought that we'd start by a nice walk in the park?
Hermione: um… ok…
Blind Man-Robert Tang: Are you scared of dogs?
Hermione: No
Blind Man-Robert Tang: Ok good!
Inside the house that Old Fred and George and Young Fred and George at…
Ron: HOW COULD SHE GO ON A BLIND DATE!?!
Harry: (answers between breaths while French kissing Ginny,) I donno…
Ron: That's it! I'm going out there to stop this nonsense.
Outside with Hermione, and Blind Man-Robert Tang.
Ron: Hermione I'm calling this date off!
Hermione: O-
Ron: NO "Oh whys".
Hermione: O-
Ron: Hermione, I love you, always have loved you, and will always love you… Will you marry me?
(Long pause………)
Hermione: YES!
What happed next!
Ron and Hermione, got married.
Harry and Ginny didn't- They say, "Why get the cow when you can get the sex for free?"
Blind Man-Robert Tang- Well, he got hit by a car one day.
And Fred and George…
…well that's a whole different story.