Genre: Humor, drama.

Pairing: Yuuki & Kaname

Letters: Under 200

"Yuuki!"

"Whaa?"

"What the hell is this!"

"It's a puppy, Onii-Sama"

"And what is this!"

"I think its spilled lemonade on your couch…Oh…"

"I want it gone, and I want it gone fast!"

"But look at its cute, silver face and pretty eyes!"

"It's ugly."

"How can you say that!"

"It looks like graying idiot."

"It's a puppy!"

"And what is its name?"

*Silence*

"What. Is. Its. Name."

*Mutters*

"What was that?"

"…Zero."

*Crash*

"Yuuki-Sama, Kaname-Sama! What happened!"

"Aido, get out. Now!"

"Aww! Look at the cute puppy!"

*Many loud crashes*

"Ah! Dammit, Kaname, we just fixed toughs windows!"

*Many more crashes*

"Ok, ok, I get it! Wait…where'd the puppy and Yuuki-Sama go?"

Just something fun I wanted to write. R&R!