Zenigata on Dr. Phil
DP=Dr.Phil
Z=Zenigata
L=Lupin
J=Jigen
G=Goemon
F=Fujiko
LDP=Lupin as Dr. Phil
DP: Welcome back! Now today we have a special guest with us. Please give a warm welcome to Inspestor
Zenigata of Interpole.
(applause)
(Z shakes hands with DP)
Z: Thank you for having me on.
DP: Now tell me Zenigata, is it true that you dedicated your life to catching the world renound thief, Lupin the 3rd?
Z: That's true doc, I did, but it seems I can never catch him.
DP: Tell us your story.
Z: Okay, well I guess it starts back over 5 years ago, when I was chasing Lupin in Egypt.
He stole the very famous mask of King Tutacommon and then believed that he was the pharoh Tut. I mean I knew he was nuts
and would do anything for cash, but climbing up a pyramid was just a remarkable feet.
DP: Where were you at this time?
Z: Well I was almost at the top, but somehow he flew away from the pyra...
DP: Wait. Did you say fly?
Z: Yes, uh, he had his partner Fujiko Mine with him. Ahh those two seem to be in love with each other.
DP: Anyway go on.
Z:Oh yeah! Ahhh... Darn it! That Lupin always seems to get away from me.
DP: Come on, cheer up pop.. uh, I mean Inspector.
Z: Sorry. Anyway it wasn't as bad as the time in Switzerland when Lupin and his friends, Jigen & Goemon were trying
to smuggle gold from a vault and mold it into a gold car, paint it, and move it out of the country.
DP: I see.
Z: Yeah, and I almost caught them, but I caught their leader, the president of the First Bank of Switzerland.
DP: Well that ain't bad.
Z: Did I say Lupin? No! So how can you say that's goo..Hey wait a minute.
(Dr. Phil comes out in briefs)
DP: Stop him! He tied me up and locked me in the dressing room. He also locked up two of the camera crew in there too!
Get him!
LDP: Well ladies and gentlemen this goes to show you...(Rips off mask)L:There's no telling what you'll see on this show.
Z: LUPIN!!!!!!!!!!!! @#$&*(Censord)
L:Come on guys, grab the cash and let's get outta here.
All: Right
G: Stand back!
(Swings sword around and hole appears in the wall next to a getaway car)
(Everyone jumps in)
J: By the way, love your show.
F: There's time for that later, come on, let's go.
(They drive away into the sunset)
Z: LUUUUUUUUUUPINNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DP:Tomorrow, we'll talk to the cast of Rurouni Kenshin & Anime Wedding plan..
Z:Shut up!!! Ahhhhhhh.... I'll get you Lupin.
(Applause)
Z:Uh...Thank you...See you tomorrow.
DP=Dr.Phil
Z=Zenigata
L=Lupin
J=Jigen
G=Goemon
F=Fujiko
LDP=Lupin as Dr. Phil
DP: Welcome back! Now today we have a special guest with us. Please give a warm welcome to Inspestor
Zenigata of Interpole.
(applause)
(Z shakes hands with DP)
Z: Thank you for having me on.
DP: Now tell me Zenigata, is it true that you dedicated your life to catching the world renound thief, Lupin the 3rd?
Z: That's true doc, I did, but it seems I can never catch him.
DP: Tell us your story.
Z: Okay, well I guess it starts back over 5 years ago, when I was chasing Lupin in Egypt.
He stole the very famous mask of King Tutacommon and then believed that he was the pharoh Tut. I mean I knew he was nuts
and would do anything for cash, but climbing up a pyramid was just a remarkable feet.
DP: Where were you at this time?
Z: Well I was almost at the top, but somehow he flew away from the pyra...
DP: Wait. Did you say fly?
Z: Yes, uh, he had his partner Fujiko Mine with him. Ahh those two seem to be in love with each other.
DP: Anyway go on.
Z:Oh yeah! Ahhh... Darn it! That Lupin always seems to get away from me.
DP: Come on, cheer up pop.. uh, I mean Inspector.
Z: Sorry. Anyway it wasn't as bad as the time in Switzerland when Lupin and his friends, Jigen & Goemon were trying
to smuggle gold from a vault and mold it into a gold car, paint it, and move it out of the country.
DP: I see.
Z: Yeah, and I almost caught them, but I caught their leader, the president of the First Bank of Switzerland.
DP: Well that ain't bad.
Z: Did I say Lupin? No! So how can you say that's goo..Hey wait a minute.
(Dr. Phil comes out in briefs)
DP: Stop him! He tied me up and locked me in the dressing room. He also locked up two of the camera crew in there too!
Get him!
LDP: Well ladies and gentlemen this goes to show you...(Rips off mask)L:There's no telling what you'll see on this show.
Z: LUPIN!!!!!!!!!!!! @#$&*(Censord)
L:Come on guys, grab the cash and let's get outta here.
All: Right
G: Stand back!
(Swings sword around and hole appears in the wall next to a getaway car)
(Everyone jumps in)
J: By the way, love your show.
F: There's time for that later, come on, let's go.
(They drive away into the sunset)
Z: LUUUUUUUUUUPINNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DP:Tomorrow, we'll talk to the cast of Rurouni Kenshin & Anime Wedding plan..
Z:Shut up!!! Ahhhhhhh.... I'll get you Lupin.
(Applause)
Z:Uh...Thank you...See you tomorrow.