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Note: this fiction would fit into a Squidward based show better given he is the main character
"One more miserly day in Bikini Bottom"
Squidward struggled to wake up in his bed and moaned "not again, why do I have to work at the Krusty Krab?" When he arrived, he found Mr. Krabs had fired Spongebob for the sea horse incident and the cashier was now automated. Mr Krabs said "I have a new job for you". Squidward moaned "what is it", and Mr. Krabs said "it's Spongebob's favorite thing, being a fry cook". Squidward screamed and tried running out of the Krusty Krab, but Mr Krabs caught him and said "Where do you think you are going".
Title card : "Three Months Later"
Squidward's role at Krabby Patties was predictably poor. He had only made three Krabby Patties with the ingredients in the right order in this entire time. Meanwhile, during Squidwards' fits of complaining, Plankton's business at the Chum Bucket was booming. Plankton had put a bucket on Spongebob's head and he laughed evilly when he had done it. All Spongebob ever said was "All Hail Plankton" in a creepy voice and made the patties as commanded with perfect accuracy.
To be continued ...