Ron Weasly
Love triangle
Hermione Granger Lavender Brown
Once upon a year there was a student at Hogwarts School Of Witchcraft And Wizardry called Ronald Weasly. Now Ron was going out with another student named Lavender Brown and they snogged a lot! One day at the end of winter they were snogging behind the pear tree in one of the courtyards (again) when, yet another student, Hermione Granger came up trying to find Ron and saw him snogging Lavender. She had a big hissy fit and yelled at Ron a lot! On of the things she yelled was ~
"I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING OUT! WE HAVE BEEN GOING OUT FOR A MONTH NOW AND YET, STILL I FIND YOU KISSING, NO SNOGGING THIS, THIS, THIS GIRL!"
After that had died down Ron ran for his life as both Hermione and lavender yelled "YOU TWO TIMER!" and started firing hexes at him left right and center!
Ron ran out of the courtyard and into the ground but by the time Hermione and Lavender were finished he was covered in slimy tentacles and covered in glue because of one of the spells Hermione had chosen which summoned a big tub full of glue and tip its contents all over Ron!