Devil Hunter Resurection
On Yohko's way to school with her apprentice Azusa with her Grandma Working on flowers she sees Daemon that teleports to Neon Genesis and face off agents Daemon and Angel. So as Yohko is off to her first day of magic class and get back from school and about the Daemon and magic it used so Yohko and Azusa are off Neon Genesis to battle Azrael so as they are off to Neon Genesis they run into Asuka and Shinji as if it were on a date and...
"what the fick is going on?"
"There's a Daemon loose in here!"
"Ok like whatever."
So Asuka and Shinji ask, "So how are we supposed to defeat a daemon?"
Azusa and Yohko ask, "How are we supposed to defeat an Angel?"
They both answer, "That's up to us."
So Spikes the Angel, starts tail-whipping Asuka and Shinji. And meanwhile, Yohko and Azusa get their spear and their sword ready, and start attacking it. It has no effect. So Shinji calls on his Unit 01 and Asuka calls on her Unit 02. Meanwhile, that showoff Rei calls on her Unit 00. So Rei the showoff starts attacking Spikes like he never existed. Spike shoots spikes out of his flesh at Rei's Unit 00. So meanwhile, Shinji starts pounding the shit out of Spikes, and defeats Spikes. And so, meanwhile Asuka and Azusa get through defeating the Daemon. The End