NARUTO FANFIC
When Shikamaru trapped Hidan down in a hole on his family's land he said they'd watch him forever...well stories and flimsy paper scrolls aren't enough to stand the test of time...
"Hey twerp! Give me my arm back!" A silky yet enraged voice erupted up at Sheiku from down in a sand pit to her left.
Sheiku had been sitting in silent shock when she found a single pale severed arm laying in the rubble of her future home she was building in her family's woods.
This forest used to be where her family, The Nara Clan, would hunt deer for centuries; but dwindling population had put a stop to that.
The Nara Clan was always very wealthy and many of her clans family members had decided to move away with their share to tropical or personally favored destinations. Sheiku, however at 21 had decided to remain loyal to Nara tradition and stayed to guard the land- thus building herself a nice little cabin in the woods.
She'd been surveying the progress alone one night when she'd spotted a pale nub she'd mistaken for an odd shape rock peeking from sediment. She swept away the dirt and found said arm.
She again ran her fingertips across it just to make sure she was actually seeing this and then hearing that voice down below. "QUIT IT!"
Sheiku gulped the air. "Uh-um.." She stood up in her leather boots and crunched across the gravel. She stood up on her tip-toes trying to see beyond the layers of boulders. "Who-"
Gravity got the best of her and sent her hurling down the pit. The voice was louder now. "Did you seriously fall down that! What kind of shinobi are you!" Sheiku felt the sting of dirt in her palms and knees.
She unclenched her eyes and found herself leering into dreamy purple ones. A man seemed to be buried from the neck down. His hair slicked with grease and a pale purple frayed messily about. "Hi!" He half smile-scowled.
"Um..Hello.." was all Sheiku could say.
"Get me OUTTA here will ya!" The man demanded; Sheiku simply nodded. "Nice explosion that was today, why the hell ya wait till now to get me out? Deidara's work?" He casually chatted as Sheiku tried to figure this out. "Just tug on my head, ha ha trust me." He snapped but continued to talk as she began to lift at his jaw. "You must be a new Aakatsuki recruit. God it felt like ages down there! Then that damn explosion tore me apart."
Sheiku yelped and threw the man aside. He was only a head! Ew! Ew! Ew! "HEY WATCH IT! I'LL KILL YA!" She backed up as he continued shouting indecencies.
Kill! "Um...are you aware..um..is that your arm?" She pointed up.
The Hidan's eyes strained she was pointing at the sky but he knew what she meant. "Yeah. Speaking of, why'd you go and give me an itch I can all but scratch?" He winked at her.
This will be a short story, probably 4 chapters idk. Review I guess lol. ;)