Eustace drove himself home angrily as he shat himself after a funny colonsocopy. "Stupid Dog!" Eustace said as he finally ran over Courage the hairless dog and would put an end to it's miserable misery. Eustace got out of the truck and noticed that he shat himself so hard that it ripped through his pants and got all over the truck and on the windshield. Because he couldn't see the truck drove itself off, running over the main characters of A Bug's Life and killing Pixar's profits.
"Ooga booga booga!" He said. The surgery left him with a firm stick up his ass so he couldn't say much without his prostate being tickled. When he sat down the stick ripped through his intestines and even through his stomach. Because the stick was looser he could speak freely now. "Wow I'm hungry," he said. What better way to over come this obstacle than with some Papa Johns?
"Hello I live in the Middle Of Nowhere and require pizza. Feed me Feed me!" Said the Asian Man. Eustace walked up to him and took the stick out of his and began to tickle his ear until the e-coli infected him and rendered him unconscious. He put the stick back up his ass and threatened Papa Johns with a two by four, so they would come immediately.
When Eustace opened the door it was not Pappy Johnny but it was Naruto instead! "유스테스, 나는 그가 , 노란색 부드러운 , 그리고정말 멋진 사람 이기 때문에 스폰지 밥 을 보는 거야. " It was only a matter of time before they came for him after his crimes in the Leaf Hidden Village of the forest. He took off his glasses to reveal the eyes of just normal eyes, he's just an old ass dude. Naruto stepped into the house but got his dick sucked by Muriel. This was an opportunity to get away.
The only way out was to ride Courage. "Your Macaroni looks like a pack of phonies." Eustace was trapped and nowhere to go. Sasuke confronted him and with his eyes commanded he work full time at the Cedar Point until Finding Nemo 3 came out.
I'm sorry.