AN: Hello. Seeing as these are characters I've never written about, I doubt those of you reading this know who I am, but my friend just gave me this idea after reading the new chapter of Naruto and this crack-fest was born. (He's a huge Zabuza fan. Lol)

Warnings: Major amounts of crack and OOCness, but it's packed with funny! (I hope!) Oh and it's kind of spoilerish. Maybe. Eh, whatever… If you don't have a sense of humor, proceed no further, or do, maybe I can squeeze a giggle or a smile out of you.

Disclaimer: Naruto is not mine, these characters are not mine, I make no money from this, yadda yadda. You all know the drill.

"Ah! It's good to be back in the world of the living!" Zabuza said stretching out his muscles. He looked over to his long time partner in crime, Haku. "Say, Haku, have you seen my sword anywhere? I'm in the killing mood. Maybe I'll hunt down those bastards that killed me."

"No sir, I haven't." Haku replied, looking around. "But I think those men may already be dead by now. I don't even know how long we've been dead."

"Damn." Zabuza grumbled. "And I wanted to-"

"Oh my gods," They heard a voice call out. "It can't be true. You're Zabuza!"

"And you are…" Zabuza asked, eyebrow lifted in a questioning manner.

"You don't remember me? I'm Suigetsu! I used to idolize you when I was a kid! Since I first saw you I dreamed of joining the Seven Swordsmen of the Mist and then I got my hands on your sword-"

"My sword?" Zabuza interrupted. "Do you know where it is? I'm gonna need it to kick major ass."

"Oh yeah… About that…" Suigetsu mumbled. "It kind of… Broke?"

"Broke?"

"Yeah…"

"You broke it?"

"Well, technically, I didn't break it. Someone else did, but…"

"Haku." Zabuza said.

"Yes sir?" Haku replied.

"Do you have a kunai? I think I have to cut a bitch."

"Of course Zabuza –sama. Here you go." Haku said, handing over an old rusty kunai.

"Uh… What are you gonna do with that?" Suigetsu said, a slight quiver in his voice.

"I'm gonna teach you why they call me the demon of the mist. You also need a lesson on why you don't steal people's things."

In a flash of speed, Zabuza was behind Suigetsu and proceeded to beat the living crap out of him.

AN: So you see kids, the moral of the story is: You don't steal the prized weapons of great ninja unless you want to get really effed up by said ninja when they come back from the dead.

Suigetsu: "What the hell kind of moral is that?

Zabuza: "There was a moral to this crap?"

Haku: "I kind of like the moral."

Fireshadow: "Thank you Haku. I thought it was a good life lesson."

Suigetsu: "You didn't have to beat the crap out of me. That really hurt…"

Zabuza: "Yes, yes I did have to beat the snot out of you. You deserved it."

Suigetsu: "*sniff* That's harsh, man."

Fireshadow: Well, that's all for this one! I hope you liked it. Reviews are appreciated. Until the next one, Ja ne!