Undergrads - The Sophomore year.
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*PLEEEEASSEEE READ!*
I may or may not have stolen a bit of plot-line from another fellow author here on called "KTF Xfox". You can find his (amazing) story here: .net/s/2222787/1/Undergrads_The_Sophomore_Year.
I encourage you to read all five chapters his FIRST so you understand what's going on in my continuation. Sadly, he stopped writing back in 05', but if you are out there, KTF, please let me know so I can give you proper credit.
Summary of what's happened since last time:
NITZ - He's dating Kimmy but isn't sure she's around enough to like her anymore. He has a new roommate, Zack, who's a stuck up nerd. His younger brother Jay has joined state U and follows Nitz around because he doesn't have any friends yet.
GIMPY - Gimpy has united with she-prime (but doesn't know it's actually her) whos real name is Carrie. He's confused because all his life he's thought girls were the enemy, so Nitz gives him some bad advice about treating her like another friend, and she ends up offended. But then hormones took them both over and they made out in the middle of the hallway. XD
JESSE -Jesse has a new roommate, Mai. Jesse Still likes Nitz. In fact, she changed her appearance just for him. While Kimmy is away in Africa doing some kind of charity, Jesse plans to make friends with Nitz again, but ends up kissing him instead.
You'll catch on by the time the chapter's over anyway. ;) Enjoy!
Chapter 1.
Jesse had kissed Nitz. And Nitz had kissed Jesse. Well, no. Nitz hadn't kissed Jesse. But he let Jesse kiss him. That was just as bad as actually kissing her, wasn't it? He let out a groan of frustration and plunked down on a bench out front of State U. He was ready to hop on a bus back home, hide in a closet, and stay there.
When the - just a few minutes too long - kiss between them had ended, Nitz ran for his life. Jesse had called after him, but there was no way he could explain to her that it was just a mistake. That Kimmy was his girlfriend, the one he'd waited for since the beginning of high school, and that Jesse was just a friend... a very, very close friend.
He rested his chin in his hands and gave another unneccesary sigh. To his great displeasure, a tall blonde boy he knew all too well strutted up and sat down beside him.
"Hey Nitz, Guy." Cal said. "How's it goin'?"
"Just great, Cal. Just great." The sarcasm was heavy in Nitz's reply, but Cal seemed oblivious.
"That's awesome to hear, guy. Things finally worked out with the ladies, huh, guy?"
"No, Cal, of course they haven't." Nitz smirked, sitting up and turning to look at his not-so-sharp friend. "Haven't you been listening at all? My girlfriend is gone to Africa. And Jesse..." He paused. "Well, she's Jesse."
"No, guy, I don't think I remember that part," Slurp. "But listen, best buddy Nitz, I have to go help the Duggler with something."
"Alright, Cal. See you around." Nitz said almost robotically, then watched as possibly the only friend he had left walk away.
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Should I have told her I'll see her around? Gimpy asked himself - in that creepy, Gimpy narrative head voice he had - as he sauntered back to his dorm. I hate to admit it. But... I want her to be my princess Leia. No, no, no. Females are the enemy. But she's quite a unique flower. Oh, what am I talking about? Get it together G-Prime! He argued with himself mentally about it until a door suddenly hit him cold, hard, smack in the face.
"Oh, sorry sir." Mump said none too affectionately.
Gimpy felt the heat coming out of his hears. I drew back his arm, ready to slap Mump right in the side of the head, but slowly let it fall. "That's okay, private. Get back to your station."
Mump's little eyebrows rose above his glasses. "Wow, sir, that's the first time you refrained from striking me. Much obligued."
"Yeah, whatever. I'll be busy for the next few days with she-prime related things. Don't bother me. Have a nice week." Gimpy said in one breath, then slammed the door on Mump before he could reply.
"Jesse?" Mai rapped on their dorm door, growing both impatient and worried. "Just let me in. I don't care about what's happening with you and Nitz, so I promise I won't ask about it."
"Can't you just go somewhere else?" Jesse wailed at her from inside. It was the first time she'd really cried since college began. "Here, take some money. You can even have my underwear if you want. Just go spend the night at Caitlyn's or something." Jesse shoved a wad of bills, panties and what looked like a crusty jub-jub under the door.
"Come on, I'll only be a second. I need the bathroom and if I'm staying somewhere else I'll need more to eat than a moldy piece of candy from two Easter's ago." Mai begged. She continued knocking until the knob rattled and a frizzy haired, racoon-eyed Jesse swung the door open.
"Don't say a single word." Jesse sniffed, holding a finger up in warning.
Mai held her hands up defensively. While she brushed around Jesse into the washroom, Rocko happened to stride by outside the door. "Hey! You're Rocko, right?" Jesse called.
Rocko stopped and looked around for a second like he couldn't tell where the voice had come from.
"Here, dumbass." Jesse stepped out and jabbed his arm.
"Oh, hey, I know you!" Rocko said. Jesse's face lit up. "You're from that porno: Girls gone Mild! You were great in that! Wanna hook up?"
"Eugh, what?" Jesse pursed her lips as though she tasted something sour. "That's nasty, Rocko, no. You, me, and Nitz used to hang out almost every night at Papa Joe's."
"Oh." Rocko said disappointingly. "Maybe. I don't know. I don't pay attention."
Jesse rolled her eyes. "Who cares. Has Nitz talked about me at all? Within the last fifteen minutes or so?"
"Dunno, don't care, haven't seen him." Rocko said blandly, clearly having lost interest. "See ya."
Jesse growled under her breath and stormed back inside. It seemed all the guys at State U suddenly evolved backwards into using, perverted apes.
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For now, I hope you liked it and shout if you've got any questions. Next chapter should be a lot longer. Also please let me know if continuing someone elses work from this website is not allowed. I appreciate it!
~ MysteriouslyDone. x