A/N I facebook a lot & thought I should make a Gossip Girl facebook thing, based mostly on Blair.
Facebook Non-Judging Breakfast Club
Blair Waldorf commented on Nathaniel Archibald's photo
Blair Waldorf: my boyfriend is looking hot ;] nice abs
Blair Waldorf is single.
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Charles Bass: and I thought it was gonna last ;]
Blair Waldorf: YOU were the 1 who was waiting for me & Nate to break up.
Charles Bass: Relax, Waldorf I'm jk. No need to get aggressive on me.
Blair Waldorf: haha. Your really funny Bass. LOL
Charles Bass: I always thought I was. ;] Meet you in your room soon?
Blair Waldorf: Wtf Bass no!
Serena Van Der Woodsen: wow, aren't you guys nice? Lol –B wanna go to Bendels soon?
Charles Bass: well sister, me and Waldorf love playing dirty ;] If u get what I'm sayin sis..?
Blair Waldorf: hah NO we don't basshole & yes S.
Blair Waldorf likes Having big boobs does not count if your fat, Yes, You caught me looking at you...But I caught you looking at me too ;), & When I'm depressed I cut myself...a piece of cake xP.
Blair Waldorf likes Sometimes smiling does not mean your happy, sometimes it means that your just strong & Some people were dropped as a baby. YOU were clearly thrown at a wall.
Charles Bass: Is something up Waldorf? U know I can ruin this person if u want
Blair Waldorf: NOTHING is WRONG! Why are u stalking my facebook Bass?
Charles Bass: oh u know u love it. I'm Chuck Bass.
Blair Waldorf: & I'm Blair Waldorf. So stfu.
Serena Van Der Woodsen: Gossip Girl is soo annoying. She should get a life.
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Nathaniel Archibald: at graduation practice w/ Charles Bass & Daniel Humphrey
Charles Bass: erase brookyn's name. It doesn't work w/ my name in the status
Charles Bass: Megan Fox is okay lookin. Obviously no one has seen Blair Waldorf who is smokin hot.
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Blair Waldorf: geez thanks Bass -_-
Charles Bass: it's a compliment Waldorf. Take it.
Blair Waldorf: how about no. ;]
Charles Bass: u really like playin rough, don't u?
Blair Waldorf is in relationship with Charles Bass.
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Charles Bass: I'm with the most beautiful hottest girl in the world :)
Blair Waldorf: Is that a smile Bass, I'm impressed . 3I love you.
Charles Bass: I love you too. ;)
Blair Waldorf: omg Chuck u have to come over now!
Serena Van Der Woodsen: aww, finally u 2!
Nathaniel Archibald: congrats.
Blair Waldorf: thanks everyone.
Daniel Humprey: i never thought about you two dating but it makes perfect sense.
Charles Bass: Humphrey what are u doing on MY girlfriend's facebook? Get out Brooklyn.
Eleanor Waldorf: Blair, your dating Chuck Bass?
Blair Waldorf: Yes. Can't you read mother?
Chuck Bass: lmfao
Nathaniel Archibald: at the gym working out.
Blair Waldorf: make sure u take Chuck w/ u!
Nathaniel Archibald: hah I'll try ;p
Serena Van Der Woodsen: can i come?
Blair Waldorf: what to look at his abs lol
Serena Van Der Woodsen: Noo... Yes!
Nathaniel Archibald: thx girls, & if u want 2 S
Charles Bass: not going Blair but if u want 2 we can work out 2gether in my suite ;)
Blair Waldorf likes Chuck Bass's Scarf
Charles Bass: Chuck Bass is a fan of Blair Waldorf taking Chuck Bass' scarf off. ;p
Blair Waldorf: haahah! Love youuu.=]
Charles Bass: love you too ;]
Charles Bass likes Chuck Bass' girlfriend is hot
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Blair Waldorf: I bet you made this.
Charles Bass: I didn't but it's scary b/c most of the people in that are guys.
Blair Waldorf: scared that I have many stalkers?
Charles Bass: I can fix that.
Blair Waldorf: just woke up in Charles Bass' suite. Life is good. =]
Serena Van Der Woodsen: too much info but happy 4 you
Eleanor Waldorf: Blair get home right now!
Blair Waldorf: Chuck Bass just came over while I was sleeping & got breakfast ready. I have the best boyfriend ever! 3
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Blair Waldorf: NYU is where girls wear sneakers with everything. I really do not want to go there.
Serena Van Der Woodsen: Nyu needs u there to rule. : D
Blair Waldorf: I don't want to be at Nyu. That was never part of the plan.
Serena Van Der Woodsen: so make new plans :]
Blair Waldorf: you really need to stop making those smiley things, their making me sick -_-
Serena Van Der Woodsen: sorry B.
Charles Bass: I'm picking u up in my limo. See u in 5 minutes
Blair Waldorf: that's not going to solve anything Chuck. I'll still be a NYU student.
Serena Van Der Woodsen: go w/ Chuck B. I'm sure he'll message your tensions away.
Poke Charles Bass
Poke Nathaniel Archibald
Poke Serena Van Der Woodsen
Poke Carter Bassen
A/N This is the shortest thing I've ever written. This was just for fun. I might make another one when I have a good day. I love everyone who reviews.