Disclaimer: I do not own Kim Possible or any other properties mentioned in this story.
What you should know: This story is set shortly after the first KP movie ("A Stich in Time") but it has references to episodes of later seasons so spoilers may appear. Also I want to apologize if any sensibilities are hurt by this story.
Goodbye Camp Wannaweep!
First Goodbye: Goodbye Camp Wannaweep!
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If there was something that Monkey Fist was sure (besides that monkeys were the superior species of course) was that in any given moment that he faced Kim possible (meaning, almost all the time that he did something evil) he would be witness to...
"WAAA… MONKEYS!"
A extreme display of cowardice from her foolish sidekick.
"They are after me KP, they are after me!"
"Kind of busy here Ron. Try to deal with them yourself."
"But they are monkeys!"
Although Monkey Fist found the conduct repulsive he had to recognize that this time it was useful. Just a few moments and it would be noon and then he would be able to join the head and the body of the Tempus Simia Idol.
At first he thought of joining forces with Drakken and Duff Killigan but after a certain 'vision' that he had recently were their plans were foiled (by Drakken's assistant never the less) he thought better and decided to do things by himself.
He was disappointed in discovering that the Tempus Simia's body was not discovered. He feared that his vision was somewhat of a destroyed future and the destruction of the idol in that vision meant that the idol had been destroyed for good.
Good Thing that the ancient Monkey Monks had created 2 idols.
Now he was sure that the vision was somewhat of a hint that he was the legendary Monkey Master.
The legend of Tempus Simia said that the one with the Mystical Monkey Powers would remember the events transpired if at any given case the idol was destroyed. So he was pumped and began his search of the second idol.
He had been able to track both pieces by himself and now he was in the Tempus Simia Temple in Central Africa ready to join both parts in order to make the idol one again.
But then the teenage Hero and her bumbling sidekick had to appear to ruin everything.
But if his monkey ninjas were able to distract them long enough he could still join both parts.
Finally, noon came and he joined both parts.
"Ha, ha, ha… Kim Possible, you have failed! Now I have in my hands the power to… Uff!"
An unnamed monkey ninja came flying to his gut from nowhere.
"Get off me you furry freaks!" Screamed Ron while flinging monkeys left and right not noticing that Monkey Fist was hit with one of his simian projectiles and the now complete idol was flying over his head.
"The idol!" Kim Possible screamed while catching the mystic relic with a patented wall jump.
"Why it's always monkeys? Of course when the villain's name is Monkey Fist what could you expect? Chihuahuas?"
"Pfth, Chihuahuas…" exclaimed a certain Naked Mole Rat.
"If you have finished your rant you can see that we're done here."
"Say what?" Then Ron noticed the unconscious form of Monkey Fist "Wow! We rule! We even defeat the bad guys without even noticing it! Booya!"
"And recovered the strange looking Monkey statue."
"Monkey statue?"
"The Tempus Simia idol? The one that Monkey Fist was trying to complete?"
"Was that? It wasn't the mystical monkey power?"
"No, I think he got that one already. Look this is what he was after."
"Let me see…" when noticing the statue Ron had a flashback to a certain daydream that he had recently.
A daydream about time travels and meat cakes.
"Ron, are you ok?"
"Uh? Oh! Yeah! Sure fine and dandy! Say… do you think we could keep that thing?"
"Not sure about that Ron. Monkey Fist was after it so it can't be good. I'm sure that Wade will find something to do with it. Besides, weren't you afraid of monkeys?"
"Of course I am but… it's hard to explain… it's like we need to keep it… just in case."
***
A couple of weeks passed by and the whole Tempus Simia thing was forgotten in favor of more recent events.
At least for Kim it had.
Ron remembered vividly the daydream and was surprised that Rufus remembered it too. If the dream was right then this idol was a time machine.
With it he could do anything! He could travel to the future and see what the future math test was about. He could also go to the past and undo all the times that he had made a mistake. The possibilities were endless!
Of course KP would never allow it… If she knew what the thing was for. And luckily she hadn't activated it so far. It seemed that you had to consciously know what the idol was for in order to use it. Meaning that if somebody with no clue about what it did (like KP) held it, the idol would remain just a useless statue.
So one day while visiting KP he went to her room and took the Monkey idol. It wasn't difficult at all. He knew were KP kept her secret stuff (a secret vault in her closet), he even knew the password for her vault ('Josh Mankey', Puagh!).
So he only had to take the monkey for a little spin and then return it. And since he had a time machine he could just return it at the same moment that he took it and nobody will be the wiser.
So once he took the Tempus Simia he ripped open a portal to the past and went to the first ting in his time traveling agenda…
Camp Wannaweep.
***
It had been so easy!
He always thought that deleting the most horrible summer of his life would be harder but he only had to report the toxic state of the lake to the authorities and the place was closed faster that you could sang the Camp Wannaweep camping song.
Ron saw proudly from a distance how disappointed were his fathers at receiving news that the camp was closed and had to keep Little Ron home that summer.
"So now were… or maybe I should say when, should we go my fellow time traveler? Would you like to see what the future hold for us? And maybe taking photocopies of all the tests that we will have in the next 2 years?... And checking how advanced the fast food industry will have evolved?" asked to his bald pet.
"Humm, food." Answered the hungry mole rat.
"To the future it is!" Exclaimed Ron while opening a portal to the future.
***
"The future is great!" said Ron like for the billionth time in the last hour.
"Great, yeah!" agreed his naked fella.
Since they arrived to this future he was surprise how great everything was. There was a Bueno Nacho in every corner, the environment seemed peaceful and the people were very friendly. They slightly trembled when they saw him but that was most likely due to the cold weather (although it was kind of hot actually). But nothing could be wrong because wherever they went they got free stuff! He passed in front of a clothing store they gave him free clothes, he walked in front of a comic store they gave him free comics, he entered one of the many Bueno Nacho's around and they treated him like a king!
"Whoever this 'Great Blue, El Conquistador' is he has my greatest respect."
It seemed that this 'Great Blue, El conquistador' was the new mayor, president or something. It seemed that he was one responsible for the changes to his hometown. Whoever this guy was he had his vote, whenever he could vote anyway.
"Enough of eating my rodent friend. We have to go."
"Uhhh…"
"Yeah, I fell badly too but we have a mission to fulfill, those tests won't be copied by themselves you know." Said Ron while patting the naked mole rat head.
"Hmn... ok."
"How much it is my good man?" Said Ron turning to the waiter.
"I-It-It's on the house." Said a trembling manager standing next to the waiter.
"Really? Wow, the future is great!"
"D-di-did you say something?"
"Oh… nothing!... Thanks for all!" Said Ron while running towards the exit.
"Phew! That was close. Now which was the way to Middleton High?"
"Stop right there!" Screamed a gigantic man in a brown uniform and mask (that made Ron think of a ferret).
"Sorry! We thought that they were complimentary." Said a cowering Ron while taking out Diablo Sauce packets form his pockets.
"Remain still." Said the ferret man while taking out a device and began to cover Ron with a light.
"What are you doing?"
"Scanning."
BEEP
"Let's see who you really are…" The man began to read the device and suddenly his face was pale.
"I'm sorry my lord but it wasn't my intention! I was just doing my job!" Said the enormous man while bowing down to him repeatedly.
"Huh? Who do you thing I am?"
"My lord is playing with me right? Or is it a test for your humble servant? You are Great Blue, El Conquistador!"
"I'm the president?"
"Of course not. My lord is not the president…"
"I see…"
"....You're the owner of Bueno Nacho....
"Th-The owner of Bu-Bu-Bueno Na-na-nacho?"
"...and the World's Emperor"
"Wh-Wha-What!"
"Yeah. My lord conquered the world long ago."
"I…" Needless to say, Ron was dumbfounded. "…took over the World?"
***
To be continued…