YES, OKAY. I'M WRITING MORE STYLE BECAUSE IT MAKES ME STUPIDLY HAPPY. I'LL FINISH THE LIBRARY REALLY SOON, I PROMISE. I promise. This is just a side project that I'll have done quickly, or something. And a collab. Holla.
Hi. My name is Stan Marsh, and I like kissing my best friend.
Yeah, yeah. Shut up I know I haven't blogged in a while. Since, what, before Halloween? Whatever. I really didn't have anything to say; no pent up feelings or stupid teenage angst.
And sure, you're probably assuming that things have changed since Homecoming. But they haven't. And I won't bother writing anything down because you probably know the whole story.
What you might not know, however, is that almost fucking everyone I know disapproves.
No, not because we're gay. They could probably give a shit if we were gay or not. They just don't think it will work. Probably due to the epic tag team consisting of Cartman and Bebe, who actually might be going out of their way to make sure everyone is on the same page of censure as they are. Look, Kyle. Censure – I do remember what was on the vocabulary test on Thursday.
People have even started making bets on how long we'll last. Clyde's already out ten dollars.
I could probably guess why Cartman is so bitter. It isn't jealousy; he has a girlfriend himself. Okay, yeah, his girlfriend is fucking Wendy, but still. She's a girl. Sort of.
No, Cartman is bitter because he hates it when other people are happy. I don't know if he's insecure or unhappy himself or what. I'm not a fucking psychologist. The fact of the matter is that he hates Kyle especially, because he is a Jew. A gay Jew. And that's just how Cartman is; a basic reincarnation of Adolf Hitler himself. I shouldn't be too worried about him, though. Although Cartman is really good at persuading people, everyone knows to see through his shit by now. Maybe. I hope.
Bebe, on the other hand, I really don't understand. After fucking Wendy, I'm not really into chicks, but I can see that she's hot. She has big hazel eyes with dark lashes, a smooth peach complexion and high cheekbones. Not to mention her body. Best tits in our class, hands down. Bebe's practically known for her rack. And her long legs, pretty smile, whatever. She's gorgeous, and she could doubtlessly get with any guy she fucking wanted.
And, well, she does. She doesn't just sleep with any guy and tug at their heartstrings. I don't think so, at least. She's usually dating them before she has sex with them, unless it's Kenny. But they're in one of those strictly-fuckbuddies relationships, with no strings or feelings attached. Which is fine, as long as it works for them.
Except, it isn't working for them. I'm almost certain, because of the way she stares at Kyle when I'm around. It's like she's telling me to back off, or something. I know it won't be a repeat of the whole fucking Wendy fiasco, but still.
It's kind of concerning.
NO NO THIS WILL NOT BE ANOTHER RANDOM-GIRL-LIKES-KYLE-AND-TRIES-TO-BREAK-HIM-UP-WITH-STAN THING, I PROMISE. But there will be drama, because Alice loves drama. Oh yes.
IDK WHAT DO YOU THINK? DO I SCRAP THIS OR DO I MAKE MORE?