Alec's Blog or Recap of Each Day
Alec tells about his life and the gay things that happen to him. Alec: Jane thought it's be super awesome to talk about my life.
Day 1:
So I began listening to the song "I Kissed A Girl" by some chick named Katy Perry. Jane walked into my room and burst out laughing because I was singing it. I was about to slap her when she fell to the floor laughing. I turned off the song and left laughing Jane there.
This was the gayest behaviour I've ever seen from Jane. Well, actually the time she began squealing like a pig and pretending like me was. She is so annoying. Some days I just want to slap her and tell her to burn in hell. But then again, she's my sister and deserves respect, even though I don't get it back. Talk about a female dog.
This has been Recap of Day 1.
Alec
Day 2:
This is day 2. Jane hasn't stopped laughing yet. When I asked her why she was laughing she snorted like a pig. What did I do to deserve a sister as dum- oops, I mean as wonderful as her?
So anyway I went back into my room and I listened to a different song. Only this time it was called "Hot N Cold" by the same chick Katy Perry. No I'm not obsessed with her; I just like the beats to her songs. So Jane regained herself back. She walked into my room and I was singing "Hot N Cold." She tried to hold back laughter yet again.
"WHAT'S SO FUNNY JANE!!!?" I asked. I was infuriated. She was being really stupid. I wanted to know why.
"Alec, you're-..." She said trailing off to suppress laughter.
"What!" I demanded.
"You're singing chick songs! Are you gay or something?" She asked laughing again.
"I'M NOT GAY JANE! I AM A GUY AND LIKE GIRLS. I DON'T LIKE GUYS. THEREFORE, I AM NOT GAY." I yelled.
"Freak out Alec. Have a cow why don't you?" Jane said while leaving my room.
Man I really hate her. But I'm not gay! I don't love guys. Okay? I don't want to live the rest of my endless life knowing that my damn twin sister is going to keep calling me a gay dude,
that I'm not.
This has been Recap of Day 2.
Alec