Classes have started, and I decided to just randomly write this story as a way to distress and relax from classes. I have this other story I should be working on, but right now I just felt like writing some random story, figure what better fandom then Naruto and fav crack pairing, SasuShika
So….this is just for fun and to those who read, hope you enjoy this random story, that will be updated maybe soon maybe not.
Please review and let me know what you think, eh?

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Pairing: Sasu/Shika, Naru/Ino, the rest to be announced and maybe even review and give me ideas for pairings, eh?

Warning: Slash, its crack therefore, AU and OOC, oh and SLASH, and het, don't enjoy that then don't waste your time

Summary: Shika has to deal with an Uchiha in love with his bestfriend, being hit on all over the place, kidnappers, cat fights and a rescue group full of high school drama…

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Simple Mission with Crazy Voices

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A mission gathering information….that didn't sound too bad….except for maybe that he wasn't fond of his partner….He groaned resting his head on the table.
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"WHAT?" She shouted straight into his ear, causing him to flinch as he waited for his ears to stop ringing.

"On a mission, with him? What is Tsunade-sama thinking!" She kept on ranting, her blonde hair bouncing back and forth as she paced.

"I'm not saying you cannot take care of yourself, I know you can, but he is a traitor! Not to be trusted I tell you! " Her cerulean eyes shimmered with anger and worry.

"He has been allowed on solo missions before."
He sighed and turned to his other friend, who had been eating silently until now.

"Chouji is right, Shika, why can't he just go by himself?" their blonde friend pouted.
Shika just wanted some peace and quiet to think. Maybe he shouldn't have told them, but then again, it would have been a lot worst had he not informed them of his mission.

"The mission calls for two people, and the Hokage figured we were the best for the mission. Traitor or not, he is now a Konoha ninja and I will do my job." Shikamaru drawled, leaning back on his chair much to Ino's annoyance.

"Alright, fine, but you better be careful. He might have been accepted into the village again, but I do not trust him yet; no matter what Sakura and Naruto say." Ino huffed, sitting back down to poke at her food.

"Troublesome woman, I'll be fine, trust me." Shikamaru reached over and placed a hand on her shoulder. Every time before a mission, Ino would get hysterical, still reeling from all the loss they had suffered. He looked over at Chouji, who nodded at him.

"Fine Shikamaru, just don't kill the Uchiha." Ino grumbled and finally relaxed.

Shikamaru couldn't believe his luck, so far he hadn't been on a mission with the Uchiha by himself. He had been on missions that involved groups in which the Uchiha was part of. All those times he never really talked or interacted with him besides giving orders…..actually, he never interacted or talked with him a lot before he had become a traitor either…..Now they were on a mission…..

Lately, with the loss of many jounin and chounin, he had been teaching a couple of classes at the academy. Overall, he hadn't been to a lot of missions, but he was sure he didn't have to worry about this mission; it was recon, purely informational. Which he wasn't sure meant he wasn't qualified for higher missions or the Hokage couldn't afford to lose him. He was an awesome teacher, if he did say so himself, all of the children loved him, he wasn't sure as to how or why, but they did. He knew taking that job was going to be troublesome.

Shikamaru grumbled as he picked up his bag and slung it over his back. He made his way out of the door, stopping to look at the mirror. He knew it was probably old age and some type of stress disorder that caused him to actually start to miss his students. Those little rascals, he would miss them, and that was so disconcerting. It also brought back bad memories involving Naruto and the word mama.

"Troublesome." Shika muttered under his breath, shaking his head while he smiled softly. Then that voice in his head that sounded a lot like his mother reared in, reminding him about the deer.
He groaned and hurried out to feed the deer, before meeting the Uchiha.

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Sasuke sighed as he leaned back on the chair, Sakura and Naruto arguing about something. He watched as Naruto tried to get Sakura to go out with him, but Sakura just shot him down.

Sasuke wasn't sure if Sakura still had a crush on him, she wasn't the fangirl she used to be; he was a traitor after all. However, she still refused Naruto, even though no one in their right mind would ever refuse the hyper blonde. Sasuke mentally sighed as he found his thoughts going back to his best friend.

The one who ran after him, fought for him, never gave up on him, saved him.

Sometimes, Sasuke wondered to himself if Naruto really cared that much for him. Then that little voice that sounded like a combination of Orochimaru and Madara, reminded him that Naruto just promised Sakura that he would bring him back.

"Hey, teme, so what is this mission about?" Naruto suddenly turned to him.

"Baka, you know missions are not to be discussed." Sakura rolled her eyes and slapped him upside the head.

"Information gathering." Sasuke answered anyways, causing Naruto to grin and Sakura to sigh.

Well, at least it wasn't just a grunt, Sakura thought positively. If Sasuke rarely talked before, now he was pretty much a mute.

Sasuke knew that there was no point, since everyone in the village did not like him or trusted him, no point in talking. The rookie nine tolerated him because of Naruto and Sakura, but he felt the hatred and distrust radiate off them.

It could also be that he was being dramatic just a bit. He sighed as Naruto and Sakura talked with their eyes. It was time for him to get ready for the mission anyways.

"Hn." He stood up and left the two, causing them to yell with indignation after him.

Sasuke picked up random clothes and threw them into his bag. He was going on a mission with Shikamaru Nara. He wondered how the Nara would treat him; after all, he never had much interaction with him before. Not like he had a want or need to interact with him, besides in group missions.

He glanced over and stared at the picture of team 7. Sasuke usually had missions by himself, or at least with Naruto or Sakura involved. Sasuke figured that the Hokage worried another jounin would attack him, not that she was worried for him, she was worried about the jounin who would dare attack the Uchiha. He figured she trusted the Nara.

Sasuke smirked, before picking up the picture and stuffing it into his bag.

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Shikamaru grumbled, shaking grass off his hair as he got to their meeting place, just in time.

He felt the sudden gust of wind, announcing Sasuke's arrival.
"Uchiha." Shikamaru greeted the Uchiha, voice still his lazy drawl.

"Nara." Sasuke grunted, because that was pretty much all he did nowadays.

Shikamaru turned and took off out of the village, knowing that Sasuke would follow.

That little voice in his head that was a combination of Ino and Temari spoke up, 'you know, Sasuke is still looking hot.'

That just freaked him out, because Temari never liked the Uchiha, ever….and Ino, usually she cussed and insulted him, and Shikamaru knew it was not only that Uchiha was a traitor but that he had a crush on Naruto.

Ino figured that Naruto would stop chasing after Sakura and finally submit to Sasuke soon, hence Ino was bitter. So yes, that combined voice of Temari and Ino was freaking him out a bit.

Shikamaru suddenly got this dreadful feeling about the mission. Troublesome.

Sasuke was just glad that Shikamaru was not talking. He couldn't deal with incessant chatter. He wasn't sure if the silence was awkward or not, though.

He couldn't ever remember the Nara really talking or doing anything back in the Academy.

Sasuke shrugged, deciding to ignore the silence and ignore that voice that sounded a lot like Sakura and his brother in his head, 'Shika has a nice ass.'

Which didn't make sense because since when did that voice call the Nara, Shika? And why was that voice checking out the Nara's ass, and why did it have to be his brother's voice at all….that was just wrong….

Yes, Sasuke was going to ignore that voice. He only had eyes for a blonde, and maybe, he had glanced at the Nara's ass, but he was in front of him so it was purely accidental.

Sasuke began to get a bad feeling about the mission. Hn.

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Ino sighed as she lied back on the grass, eyes trained on the clouds in the sky.

"You know Chouji, I have a strange feeling that things are going to get interesting soon." Ino turned her head to look at her friend.

"Ino-pig!"

"Well, there are Sakura and Naruto." Chouji chuckled.

"It will always be Sakura and Naruto." Ino muttered under her breath, eyes saddening before sitting up and waving at her friends, immediately putting up her mask.

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Back in the Hokage's office, Tsunade drank peacefully from her sake.

"Tsunade-sama, did you tell the boys the festival they have to infiltrate is only for gay couples?" Shizune inquired, poking her head into the office.

"Hmm, what boys?" Tsunade asked thinking back on who she had sent out on missions recently.
A few seconds later Tsunade burst out laughing.

"Oh, those boys, nah, they'll find out once they get there.." she laughed maniacally, causing Shizune to sigh and shake her head, before realizing what Tsunade was drinking.

"Tsunade-sama! Give me that sake!"

"NOOOOOO!"

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Shikamaru and Sasuke stopped at the sudden scream that reached their ears.

'Guess Shizune confiscated the Hokage's sake again.' They thought simultaneously.

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to be continued….

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So there, that is the first chapter….
Now I wonder how many flames concerning the characters being out of character I am going to get, even though the warning I put tells this to people….hmmm….actually, the summary pretty much screams out random story….
Well, hope it was readable, and review and comment if you wish!