~Kaiba in Wonderland~
Hello there! It's Laurel, and while watching King Kong and thinking about the Nightmare Before Christmas, I had the idea to write a parody of Alice in Wonderland involving Yu-Gi-Oh! Don't ask… I'm weird. Then again, you all know that. ;D This is dedicated to other me, Lizzie!
-Kaiba and Mokuba are in a random meadow, playing card games-
Kaiba: Why do you want to play out here and not inside, Mokuba?
Mokuba: Because it's a beautiful day! And I don't want you to be tempted with work. I mean, you never sleep! You look so tired…
Kaiba: …..hmph.
Kaiba: ANYWAY, as I was saying, if you use the Blue Eyes White Dragon, it's pretty much a guaranteed win… -Yawn-
Mokuba: But I don't have that card…
Kaiba: Sucks for you.
Mokuba: Aww… Seto can I please see it?
Kaiba: ……I guess. Just this once….
Mokuba: You know, what's the point of telling me about it if I can't even use it!
Kaiba: I don't have to answer that. –Pulls it out- Well, here it is. Isn't it sexy?
Mokuba: Not real-Yes big brother. Its very presence fills me with ecstasy.
Kaiba: .....Good answer…… -Closes eyes-
Mokuba: -Hears noise- Look Seto! It's… Yugi?
-Yugi hops by in a bunny outfit- Oh great, I'm late. I can't believe how late I am. This is terrible.
Kaiba: -opens eyes- Yugi WHY the hell are you dressed as a rabbit? And wouldn't running get you there faster than hopping? Wow you look like an idiot.
Yugi: -stops hopping to glare at Kaiba and take his blue eyes white dragon and continues to hop off-
Mokuba: Surprised expression!!!
Kaiba: YUGI WHAT THE HELL?! YOU'RE DEAD! –Gets up and hops after him-
Mokuba: Seto why aren't you running?
Kaiba: Oh yeah… -Runs after him- Yugi, GIVE ME MY CARD!
Yugi: I'm late!!! So laaaate! –Hops down a rabbit hole-
Kaiba: You've got to be fucking kidding me. YUGI! GIVE ME MY-
Mokuba: BROTHER DID YOU GET IT? –Accidently runs into him-
Kaiba: -Falls inside- AAHHH! Mokuba you IDIOT!!!
And so, Seto Kaiba's journey in Wonderland begins…
Kaiba: I'm getting pretty sick of falling. –Checks cell phone- Ugh… still no service.
-Falls on his ass- Ow… well at least I've finally landed. Now where did Yugi go with my card? OH MY GOD I GOT DIRT ON MY $40,000 JACKET!
-Sees Yugi go thru a random door, and close it behind him-
Kaiba: Oh no you don't! Get BACK here with my card!
-Runs up to the door- Oh perfect. It's locked. Now what am I gonna do?
-Turns around and sees a cutesy glass table, with a cutesy little cupcake that says "Eat me."
Kaiba: That's creepy. No way I'm gonna eat that! I'm a billionaire, and so many people want me killed. It's probably poison.
-Lizzie randomly walks in- Well, you have to, because if you don't, you won't get through the door and retrieve your card.
Kaiba: Who are you?
Lizzie: Who am I not?
Kaiba: …what?
Lizzie: AH! o.O –Runs away-
Kaiba: I am NOT eating some fucking weird little cupcake! Screw the baked goods I have common sense! But… I do need to get through the door…
-Pegasus randomly walks by- Well hey there, Kaiba-Boy. How are you?
Kaiba: What the hell are you doing here?
Pegasus: I just LOVE morning strolls through rabbit holes. It's simply faaabulous. Care to join me?
Kaiba: No… well, actually, I wanted to give you something.
Pegasus: OOOH how delightful. What is it?
Kaiba: I baked you this cupcake, it would mean a lot to me if you ate it. I worked so many hours to bake it.
Pegasus: Very kind of you, Kaiba-Boy. How thoughtful! –Takes a bite- Mmm it's soo scrumptious. I can taste the love you put into it when you baked it and-
-Starts to choke, and falls over, dead- -A random little key appears, despite this-
Kaiba: I knew it was poison! –Takes the key- Whatever, at least I got this. –Opens the door- stupider and stupider…
Kaiba: Now… where did Yugi get to?
To be continued...